somebody just shoot me

u all know how i often lose my way. so yeah, i got lost again today.

more like, we got lost.

i gave the wrong directions to my sister who was at the wheel and we ended up driving on God forsaken highways for what... an hour?

......

IT WASNT MY FAULT! IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT AND ROADS LOOK DIFFERENT AT NIGHT!!!!

and yes, if sis hadnt listened to me, we wouldnt have gone onto the wrong way.

shut up already.

it's also scary when u have no idea where u are and it's so bloody dark (no lights at all, i did say God forsaken, didnt i?),and the highway goes on forever.

brought back unpleasant memories when i lost my way once and ended up somewhere near muzium negara after frantically following road signs leading to kuala lumpur.

yes i know the museum is in kl but WHERE the fish in kl?!

anyway the road signs only serve to confuse. we got on the wrong highway at least twice after losing our way.

......

i'm sleepy. goodnight.

merry merry christmas!

only a few more hours and christmas is over...

=(

nevermind, am gonna watch a christmas carol : the musical later! hope it's good... this year macam so few decent christmas movies.

went to midnight mass last night with family plus frog adrian. to get to the church (sfx jalan gasing), we had to cross the road which was usually whizzing with cars. but miraculously, we had ample time to waddle across before the onslaught of cars came seconds later.



mum: wah, thank God!

sis: really, Praise the Lord!

me: *upon realising i got my foot stuck in icky mud* oh God help me!



mum and sis thought i said "oh, God helped me!"

......



anyway, was checking out cute guys people-watching after settling down when frog caught my eye.

him: *smirk* checking out the cute guys eh...

what in the world. how did he know!



but there were more hot girls than cute guys la. those bare-backed, minidresses are to die for, baby!



then service started and i averted my attention to celebrating the birth of Christ with joy and reverance.

ok fine, i nearly fell asleep on my knees.

still, i'd probably go to midnight mass next year anyway.

i wouldnt want to break tradition. *smiles*


happy christmas to all!

oh no!

i just realised i forgot to inform a friend that i wouldnt be able to meet up today...!

totally, totally forgot!

oh no oh no... some more i ffk so many times edi...!!!!

how could i forget?!

*grabs head and runs around like mad chicken*




...... man, i'm a lousy friend.


:'(

for once i'm not hungry

trip to shanghai kicked off pretty well.

shortly after the plane took off, i threw up.

then when the plane landed, i threw up again.

the 5th night (in su zhou), i woke up in the middle of the night to throw up.

and today i threw up in the plane again.

ya la, even though i could hardly eat for the past few days still got something to throw up, wth. VERY SAD la, because i wasnt feeling too well i missed out on the food... and didnt get to taste the beef ramen! (yes i love beef noodles)

of course, i spent a considerable amount of time sitting on the throne all doubled over cos dammit, my tummy was churning like crazy.

AND. IT. WAS. BLOODY. COLD.

had to expose my poor butt for so long, ok. FREAKING COLD LA. hotel got heater but it emits cold air, wth. it's a wonder i didnt literally freeze my perky little butt off.

and btw, my stomach is still in a rather delicate state so don't mention food to me. i still feel like throwing up every now and then.



anyway, i won't be blogging out all the details of my trip cos hell, that'll be really boring, plus i can't upload the pics and all. anyone who's even remotely interested can just msg me on msn where i'll bore to u death by reciting all the places that i visited.

my memory deteriorates rapidly, though. so if u ask me next week i'll probably say something like "er... ya i went shanghai. shanghai la, here and there. got temples. and er... ya la. shanghai la.".



i'll just blog about this 8-yr-old girl (kimberly) that i got to know in my tour group so all of u can laugh at my expense.

case 1:
kimberly: how old are u???
me: u guess la!
kimberly: ......THIRTEEN!
me: ......

case2:
kimberly: what shampoo u use?
me: vidal sassoon.
kimberly: hah? what??
me: haha. i used pantene last time.
kimberly: i use sunsilk! sometimes i use pantene and sometimes i use rejoice!
*touches own hair* my hair is soft!
*touches my hair* why your hair so dry wan???
me: ......



haha. she really is cute, and intelligent. and yes, her hair is very soft and silky. my hair used to be liddat la, ok!!!!!

*sniff*


ok, i'm off to eat something. finally feel hungry cos i didnt eat breakfast and lunch and dinner.

i'm back!

it's one of those moments

i was about to start off bout malam petang nostalgia and narnia.

but i'm having one of those weird feelings again.

i just feel... that i'm not here. i'm not depressed. i'm not sad, or anything. i don't want to wail or commit suicide or cry. the kind of feeling that makes me just want to hug my pillow tightly and talk to the wall.

look, i'm obviously not too hot at describing how i feel. sherry is either happy, or not that happy. end of story.

......

it's just an empty sort of feeling. sort of.

maybe it's because i just emptied my bowels?

oh, it'll pass.

*plays jason mraz's the remedy*

*surfs a few porn sites*

*does a few cartwheels*

okie! am back to normal! yeah baby.

and no, i don't surf porn. that is but a very common myth.

incidently, i can't do cartwheels either. but i can shake my booty, so there! hah.

ahem. oh ya, go watch the tortoise lion, the witch and the wardrobe. it's not too bad. it's a little slow at first, but the pace picks up later. certain parts of the movie might seem a little ridiculous though, but that's just because it follows the book rather faithfully. anyway, i like the ending of this particular story. i always had.

hm, if i hadn't read the book i probably would've been wondering what's all the fuss with the lion. anyway, good acting from the white witch and edmund. but i like peter.

yes, peter.




cos, dammit, there wasn't anyone else to look at. anyway, he looks ok when he's er... intense.

come think of it, MUST watch perhaps love! i don't care if it sucks, i just wanna see takeshi kaneshiro~!!!

*little red hearts start appearing*

here's the crashing truth - i have NEVER seen a takeshi movie on the big screen before.

yeah, it's your cue to gasp with shock and cry out in bewilderment.

so!!!! must must MUST watch perhaps love so can see takeshi kaneshiro big big!

*more red hearts appear*





i think i'll just die of lust. aaaaaaaaah~...


























... or perhaps not.

some friends can kill

yup, like JIA LIN for example. that girl can really kill u sometimes.

she just called me (again) while walking around klcc.

jialin: eh sherry, ur fridge can put magnet wan ah?

me: er... yes. where got fridge cannot put magnet wan?!

jialin: got! last time my fridge cannot!

me: what! u abnormal person no wonder got abnormal fridge!

*bickers for a bit bout strange people who own strange magnet-less fridge*

me: anyway, wat's with the fridges and magnets?

jialin: oh, i saw this really cute magnet! was wondering if i should buy it.

me: *thinks magnet is for self* ooooh buy buy!

jialin: yes, i was thinking of buying it........

me: *happy*

jialin: ..........for felicia.

me: ............


maybe this time i'll do the killing instead.

i go kill jia lin!

i'm an early bird. seriously.

honestly, ppl seem to think i wake up really late in the morning afternoon.

first was liqin. she called me and the first thing she said was "eh, u just woke up ah?".

then reb called and asked me straight out when i answered the phone - "eh, u just woke up ah?"

and then jia lin called and didnt even bother with 'hello' but decided that "eh, u just woke up ah?" was a very appropriate way of greeting me on the phone.

wth... I WOKE UP AT 715 THIS MORNING OK!!!!!

and went back to sleep. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

anyway anyway, what's bothering me now is what to wear for the afternoon... petang nostalgia. i wanted to throw on tees and cargoes (or jeans) but liqin protested. fine, i'll wear a decent top. but i still want jeans... (at which liqin also protested).

*frowns*

haih, lazy to think la. i go play game.

meme! mememe! mememememe!

*ahem* ok fine i know the title is really annoying. anyway, i've been tagged by reb dearest.

3 NAMES I go by:
i. tortoise
ii. idiot
iii. eh nearly forgot... SHERRY.

3 SCREEN NAMES you have had:
i. mrs daniel lee (WAHAHA)
ii. cheery cherry
iii. sherry (i know very tak creative la...)

3 PHYSICAL things I like about myself:
(u realise this question is suicide inducing?)
i. my... erm, fingernails
ii. erm... my... neck.
iii. my butt crack dammit. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE!!!

3 Physical things I DO NOT like about myself:
(i shall make reb happy cos she was right bout wat i'll list down)
i. lack of height
ii. lack of bosom
iii. excess of ass

3 things I am AFRAID of:
i. clowns.
ii. bees.
iii. the fact that my boobs are gonna remain this miniscule... FOR THE REST OF MY SORRY LIFE...

3 things of my everyday ESSENTIAL:
i. FOOD
ii. MORE FOOD!
iii. breast enlargement cream sleep.

3 of my favourite BAND or music ARTIST:
i. DANIEL LEE CHEE HUN! (look, i bet u saw that coming)
ii. jay chou (though he's not making any creative headway)
iii. boyzone. yeah, they still exist. rite? rite??

3 of my favourite SONGS:
(only 3?! ok la, current ones)
i. my humps - bep
ii. dance with my father - luther vandross
iii. xian jai hen xiang jian ni - daniel lee

3 things I want in a RELATIONSHIP:
i. GOOD SEX love
ii. trust and loyalty (they go hand-in-hand, no?)
iii. oh what the heck... GOOD SEX.

3 PHYSICAL things about the opposite sex that appeals to me:
i. smile (yeah baby, got dimples i sure melt wan)
ii. longish hair, but only if he looks good in it.
iii. er... firm butt. and abs. u get the picture.

3 things about the CHARACTER of the person:
i. humourous!
ii. responsible.
iii. thoughtful.

3 of my favourite HOBBIES HOBBITSES:
i. samwise gamgee! samwise the brave! samwise the stouthearted!
ii. and his old gaffer!
iii. merry and pippin. oh, and frodo too, i suppose.

3 of my favourite HOBBIES.
i. online!
ii. piano.
iii. READING. books! i need books!

3 things that I wanna do really badly RIGHT NOW:
i. squeeze daniel.
ii. watch narnia on the big screen! like, RIGHT NOW!
iii. ice skating. please... anyone wanna go ice skating??? i miss it sooo much!!!!!

3 CAREERS you've considered:
i. astronaut (u shouldve heard li qin screaming with laughter at this one.)
ii. author.
iii. pole-dancer cartoonist.

3 places I wanna go for VACATION:
i. new zealand!
ii. switzerland!
iii. the shire! lothlorien! rivendell!

3 things I wanna do before I DIE:
i. marry daniel.
ii. travel round the world.
iii. make sure those that i love KNOW that i do love them. :')

3 ways I am STEREOTYPICALLY a GIRL:
(this is another suicide inducing question)
i. i like girly stuff. (yes, that was a joke)
ii. i play(ed) with barbie dolls.
iii. it's my secret dream to model one of those party princess frilly frocks.

3 groups of peeps I want them to do this QUIZ 'n paste it in their blog:
i. anyone
ii. la
iii. =)

WOOT~!

I CAN USE THE COMP! MY COMP IS BEING NICE TO ME! IT'S NOT HANGING! IT'S NOT CRASHING! HEAVENS ABOVE, GOD - TOGETHER WITH ALL THE ANGELS, SAINTS, CHERUBIMS, SERAPHIMS, AND OTHER VARIOUS HARP-CARRYING, BEWINGED HEAVEN-LINGS MUST BE GRINNING DOWN AT ME~!!!!!!

because i can use my comp now. for the time being. *wiggles butt happily*

it has been hell without my comp la. well, not really, but i've missed important updates on daniel ok!!!!! lucky that day li qin dearest sms-ed me that daniel was on tv... thanks a lot ya!

am gonna get new hard drive la *scowls at hard drive* cos it memang got prob edi, reformatting it will just waste money *scowls again*

though of course, it's probably partly mostly entirely my fault the thing's going crazy. *sheepish* but at least it's behaving itself now. :D

am very happy. perhaps i shall cancel shopping tomorrow if comp still working!