elephant

hello everyone~ meet the elephant that goes "quack"!

(yes, "quack". like a duck.)

said elephant



for those who don't get it, here you go:

uh... not funny?

ashley tisdale's cover of rick astley's never gonna give you up



is this some new way to rickroll people?

hate it when a song is totally ruined. bleargh.

nevermind, here's another video to take everyone's mind off that horrible not-so-nice voice. cute muppet bloopers. who doesn't love the muppets!





muppets so cute! =D










gyahahahahaha you've been rickrolled! ... ok i'm so juvenile. *cough*

i spied...

a cute guy the other day. haha.

ok, so on that particular day, i left work kinda later than usual. it was past the peak hour, when the ktm would be so packed with people, i don't have to hold on to anything cos i'll be supported by all the bodies pressing against mine. just that i have to put up with the odd elbow at my left boob (i'm obviously, not very tall), or some unidentified thingy pressing up one of my butt cheek. no, i don't want to think about it.

well anyway, on that day it was past peak hour, and there were quite a pleasing number of empty seats in the train when i got on. i plonked myself down some random seat, feeling happy as a clam (why a clam, though? are clams happy creatures? do they smile?).

and sitting right across me was this cute guy. hee. what, he really was cute la or i wouldn't be blogging bout him. could tell he was tall, had a pretty good build, as in just nice - not skinny, and not too beefy. now, before you all start lambasting me for being superficial, i was noT being superficial okayyy! see, he was READING A BOOK. hah, points goes to him for being intellectual. and judging from the earphones plugged in his ears, he's a music lover. more points scored =D

(but maybe he's not so rich hor, cos he's taking the ktm and not driving. tsk. and no, i'm noT superficial wth.)

so i was just idly glancing across every now and then. well not like i could help it la, he was directly in front of me. i could vaguely make out the title of his book "how to succeed", with "succeed" being partially hidden. mmm, an up and coming entrepreneur, by the looks of it. pretty impressive.

and then, he sorta shifted in his seat a little, moving the book a little higher. that was when i saw the full title...

noooooo. seriously?! dude, reading a handbook on how to succeed with women? i don't know, but i nearly laughed out loud when i saw the full title. barely managed to suppress a snort. it's just so unbecoming of the whole image of him that was forming in my mind. okay la to be fair, maybe he's already a charmer, just building up on what he has. if not, then maybe in due time he'll be some charmer. or something.

the whole self-help book on women is just so wrong laaa. i mean, him reading it. makes me kinda imagine that he's all cute, but really sucks e.g. using lame pick-up lines etc.

eurgh.

but hey guess what, apparently they also have this:






awesome! i should get me one of those. what? i won't read it on the train, so there.

Free breast implants

Check this out wey!

This website actually enables girls to get free breast implants. Guys check out the girl's profile, and um, donate to the cause. Once enough funds are pooled, the lucky girl can go and get herself a bigger set of boobs.

This is awesome, I'm signing up! Drop by and donate some monayyy to me, ok!


(Yeah, I'm so not kidding.)

girlfriend!

okay, now i've finally put my finger on it!

neh, you know, that irritatingly catchy song of avril lavigne's - girlfriend. i always had that nagging feeling that it reminded me of a song, but never was able to put my finger on it. then i'll forget all about it cos i'd be too caught up with "in a second you'd be wrapped around my finger, cos i can cos i can do it bet-ter!".

anyway, girlfriend sounds uncannily like the cheerleader song. ok fine, mickey by toni basil. "oh mickey you're so fine". meaning the beat and rhythm.

don't ask me why sudden (random and rather pointless) revelation la, my whole playlist was on shuffle (something that's pretty rare) and mickey suddenly popped up.

anyway, i did a little procrastinating wiki-ing, and waddaya know, they did mention the similiarities. anyway, apparently girlfriend is lagi alike with i wanna be your boyfriend by the rubinoos (who in turn are said to have ripped off the rolling stones get off my cloud). i wanna be your boyfriend sounds pretty catchy itself. it's power pop mah, who can resist power pop now put up your hands la. *cough*

the rubinoos punya song with hoardes of avril lavigne pics as the video.
wahaha, i think it's pretty damn hilarious and ironic la.
also, avril's pretty hot eh, even though she's all silly pink punk princess



mm, the rubinoos sueing avril lavigne some more. tsk tsk. yeah there's a video comparing the rubinoos and batu-batu berguling but it's damn annoying. seriously. there're so many similiar sounding songs out there la, nevermind rip-offs and sucky covers *coughwestlifecough*

argh ok i should get started on studying. *hits head*

...... hey hey you you!

mental sial

my frequency of falling asleep in class is much less compared to previous sems (of course that's mainly cos i miss half my classes in the first place, but that's not my point for now).

however, less sleeping, yes. but i get sien and fidgety verrryyyy easily in class nowadays. and recently i've taken a penchant to reduce my sien-ness in class by, among other silly things, moaning just loud enough for my friends next to me to hear.

just to annoy/disgust them. HAHA.

(and er, also for practice la, in case i'll need to fake it in the future OMG I HOPE NOT DFHKLAJSDFHKASDFH)

- end random silly pointless post -

happy rotter and the order of the phoenix

hehe, the actors playing young james and sirius are actually quite cute. well they're supposed to be cute la, especially young sirius black. handsome and cocky *cough*



young sirius black,
the actor's james walters.
quite cute right =D



and young james potter
played by robbie jarvis



and susie shinner plays lily evans.
pretty la, but looks a bit old for the role.



i think luna lovegood's quite sweet.
(evanna lynch)



who's cuter, luna or ginny (bonnie wright)?


*yawns* well, nevermind them.


here's our favourite bad boy, draco malfoy/tom felton~



macam jesse mccartney and aaron carter
and young nick carter rolled in one.



hehe. woot woot~



ooo, look how hot he is.
there's something bout blond guys in blue jeans HAHAHA.
plus, he's topless and he has floppy hair. me love floppy hair XD



hehe sorry, i have a thing for floppy haired pretty boys.


ya ya i know main character's harry potter/daniel radcliffe but enough bout him and his horse edi la.

i wanna see draco malfoy~ =D

anyway ada sex scene in the 5th movie, tau tak? of course we won't get to see it la cos it'll be censored, but i managed to get a screenshot of the scene.




















pretty decent photoshopping.


yeah, i know there are some of you out there who dig this kind of thing. come now, don't shy. =P

heroes and grey's~

ya ya i'm supposed to be busy consumed in work and all that.

...... but anyway, haha, cute guys!

sorry ya la, it's been ages since i've raved over cute guys, the last being daniel lee. =D

(frog wants to remove my daniel lee poster so it wont influence isaac to become a faggot like daniel wth)

anyway, i like the these characters and not the actors per se.

HEROES!!!


peter petrelli

actually, for some reason i find him better looking than when he was in gilmore girls, though obviously his character in gilmore was more erm charming? it was the bad-boy-outside-good-guy-inside portrayal. in heroes he's kinda unstable, but who can blame him. awesome powers though =D


isaac mendez

he has longish hair, he looks rugged most of the time. not so much into his character in heroes, but he's kinda good-looking. pic above does not do justice to his sexy looks! using it cos it's the standard heroes pic.

was actually tempted to put SYLER in cos i like evil characters but then i remembered this was all about looks. was about to put in mohinder too cos he looks decent enough (yes he does la!).

but who can resist hiro~ XD


hiro something something

hahahaha he's damn cute, and so earnest!


GREY'S ANATOMY~ and the three "mc-"s

(who has season 3 lend me quick! XD)


mcdreamy

mmm, mcdreamy. it's gotta be his eyes. or his hair. or just the whole... dreaminess of him. sorry la cannot gush effectively cos mcdreamy's such an asshole sometimes.


mcSTEAMY

cos he's HOT hahahahaha. look at those piercing eyes man. and he's got damn chun abs. damn buff. damn i wanna eat him hahahahaha *whacks self*
and ya i know he's quite a jerk too. still want to eat him anyway. haha.


mcvet
cos he's a good guy? and kinda cute? and grows on you the more u stare at him?

haha i once blabbered mindlessly to someone bout which mc i'd pic, and was laying out my options. mcdreamy is really not that dreamy sometimes, actually, when he's being really stupid (meredith's stupidity and his sorta have a symbiotic relationship). mcsteamy is waaaaay hot but he's a jerk. and mcvet... mcvet ok la, cute and all but good guys are boring mah. hahaha.

still, all three are quite a catch.

hence i hate meredith grey. even more so cos she has those killer eyes. plus she's whiny. hah, now no one can deny that. >=)

i'm back...

and itching away. gah.

i don't understand, those ppl who got rashes/skin allergy had them few days ago, why am i only getting rashes TODAY?!

takkan my skin slow reaction. -_-"

*scratches a bit*

anyway i got rashes cos we did quite a bit of rolling about in mud. mud mud mud. i dunno why they like to get us all dirty.

the ceramahs were bloody boring, and occasionally mildly interesting. outdoor activities flunctuated from boring to annoyingly silly to really fun.

so yeah, there were the few activities that i really had a lot of fun and when we really worked together as a team. =)

1. our team wasnt like, the fastest team in those races or the team that won the most competitions but it's the best team ever! ok a bit too gung-ho. but i like my group, so there.

2. i realise i'm not that slow and my stamina is not that hopeless. well, relatively, at least. c'mon, i'm a CITY girl who doesnt like the outdoors, so i've gotta get SOME credit, no?

3. yes i know i'm fair/pale/white/hantu/scary/bak cham gai. do you know i'd like to be tanned but i can't? ok, now you know.

4. i got complimented on my body! by two girls la not guys. shut up and let me enjoy my moment cos how often do i get complimented! and shut up i know i'm damn flat-chested BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT OK! now let us focus back on the fact that i was complimented.

5. am in love with kenangan terindah.

6. had mixed feelings but when i really think about it they're not that mixed up after all and when i really really think about it i shouldnt be having those feelings at all.

7. i hate cats with a vengeance cos they poop and pee everywhere and overturn every dustbin in sight. stupid cats. the two kittens are cute though. they are forgiven even though they freaked me out when they kept RUNNING after me, desperate for food. their mother, on the other hand, is not forgiven for being so fertile when there is lack of food for the cat population.

8. i cannot get four flat for this sem edi. damn sad. dont kacau me.

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today i finally got to see sis again and by this time her baby (ok, foetus) has already started kicking! and i can feel the kickings! small fart refused to kick at first until sis started playing her handphone ringtones. future music prodigee! WAHAHA. i SO want a baby la!

i cannot drink

and i threw up in the middle of the highway.

and then three more times.

sigh.

oh shit

pls pls pls don't rain now.

i'm sorry i slept til now. i'm sorry i wasted time watching anime and titanic.

i promise i'll do my work right nowwwwwwwww pls dont rain heavily laaaaaaaaaaa~

oh, and er, ya ya i realise i shouldnt be blogging.

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random: sis boobs damn huge edi. D cup. dont play-play. tsk, makes me wanna get pregnant also WAHAHA.

...... right.

daniel lee up for grabs!

i tell you, it must be karma la. all coming back to me cos i'm being so evil.

but enough of emo posts la (bo sien meh? i also sien edi).

anyway main topic - remember the daniel cut-out i carted home a long long time ago?

haha, yeah it's still in my room. but since i'm away at uni most of the time, dad decided to lean daniel against the window.

so if anyone bothers to look up, they will see daniel smiling out at them from my bedroom window.

i pointed that out, and dad said "ya la, so it looks like someone is in your room mah."

mum added "so robbers won't dare to come lor."

then they both laughed at my daniel cut-out.

.............................. -_-"

anyway, yes, would anyone like to take my daniel cut-out? i mean of course i still love daniel and all but there's no point in me keeping him when i can't put him on display (mum says the cut-out gives her a shock everytime she sees it. har har.)

so yeah i'm giving daniel away for FREE! up for grabs! still in pristine condition! can kiss him every night!

come think of it, what's daniel up to these days ah? hehe i'm such a lousy fan.

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random mini update: sis's tummy still nowhere as big as frog's. nvm, i hope she gets twins. XD

random shout-out: ngee chong dearest, remember to tell me when i can come by. or not ya, by the time i finally can come, i sudah graduate edi. =P

random rant: cut my hair couple of days ago and i have bangs again ARGH. didnt mention it earlier like i usually would beCAUSE i feel damn tulan over my hair now. screw wavy hair. i'm gonna leave it LONG again. or someone could sponsor me to straighten my hair.

random thought: xue just reminded me of kor. he should be buried in work now. havent seen him for ages when i used to see him almost everyday last time. ='(

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i can't believe it's the end of my hols already. so fast. yay back to school uni~!

..... right. i'm dying with excitement. kk gtg do assignments now byebye.

did u know?

i'm known as a BANANA in uni.

like, seriously.

wtf, right? but for some reason quite a few people didnt know i speak mandarin, much less CAME FROM A CHINESE SCHOOL.

some time ago i was in my friend's room together with her room mate and my other group members. so there i was, typing away at my friend's laptop while happily singing along to jay chou's fa ru xue.

(btw the lyrics to the song is damn hard ok)

suddenly her room mate sat up and exclaimed "you can sing fa ru xue?!?!"

O_o"

i can speak mandarin!

i can read mandarin!

and i can bloody well WRITE in mandarin too!

sigh, so surprised for what.

but leh, the main reason they call me BANANA is cos i cant speak cantonese.

and i'm from kl.

"u're from kl and u cant speak cantonese?!"

yeah yeah, i've heard it dunno how many times since i entered uni. my ipoh room mate joked that she was going back to tell all her ipoh friends that "kl people all cannot speak cantonese wan".

wah liao. damn evil. sorry la hor, now i've made all kl people bananas in ipoh people's eyes.

so now i won't be the only banana from kl YAY.

*cough*

happy birthday Malaysia!

yeah, here's to our love-hate relationship. *waves flag*

btw, since i'm in a relatively good mood i'll shall be nice and let u all into a little secret.

must not go around telling people, k? hehehe.

cos it's my latest love interest.

really. now i tell u all, u all must help me also, k. as in help me get the guy la.

so yeah, i met him in uni. he's, erm, tall, should be quite smart, he's really quite noble, should be kinda rich, and the way he moves... omg the way he moves... such speed, such grace, such efficiency, such prowess...

and we havent really talked la but got exchange a few words. he's a busy, busy man, really.

=)

oh btw i'm talking bout the roti canai man. yes he makes and sells roti canai at the place behind the library.

yay roti canai man! i wannna marry him la hahahahahahaha.

he's obviously older la but he's no fat indian guy, not that i have anything against them.

i'm not being lame, ok!

justification:

tall - he's taller than *me* so that makes him tall. do NOT argue on that. =p

smart - he's got good memory. he remembers who ordered what. eh, no easy feat considering a lot of ppl makan his roti canai.

noble - also, he makes sure those who ordered first get their roti canai first.

rich - and the amount of customers he gets contributes to him financially.

as for the way he moves haha, i'm referring to the way he makes roti canai. damn efficient la. so yao yeng some more! absolute yeng-ness wey! XD

and obviously he makes good roti canai. my personal favourite is roti bom roti planta roti pisang roti this roti that but i have yet to try his roti kayaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

but hor, the most romantic thing he's ever said to me was "roti bom dua?".

so sad. ='(

ya la, so if u all want to eat roti canai at my wedding reception then quick help me get the guy!

and yes, i'm only kidding. please la.

i mean, of COURSE i wont just be having roti canai at our wedding reception! what were u thinking, tsk.

......

uni no leng chais mah, can't blame me ok. heh.

miss brightside!

nyahaha dowan to be emo anymore. must be happy! the next time u see any emo posts from me please boycott my blog.

kidding la. dont boycott my blog. ok? hehe.

so yeah it's better to just say "to hell with it" and look on the bright side cos everything has its bright side no matter what and dammit if u dont' agree pls don't contradict me okie? :D

see, i'll even list down things to be happy about!

- roti bom for breakie after this! like, soon! yay.

- had mcDs last night for dinner. eh i miss the nuggets ok...

- only two more exams to go!

- one class cancelled today!

- shall have ice-blended mocha later! if the damn van is there and not driving off leaving me to mourn.

- steamboat this friday night! juniors with seniors. the seniors call it STEAM night... WTH. -_-"

- and mommy's birthday dinner on sat night! guess wat she wants to eat? yeah, steamboat. woot.

- so that means can see sis this weekend too, haha. havent seen her since the pregnant post ok. wonder if her tummy kembang already wahahahaha.


oooh ok ok gonna go eat~ hungry hungry.

:D :D :D

XD

was busy reading blogs while blogging and downloading mvs while listening to lin jun jie studying when sis and frog came back for the weekend.

me: *busy typing while spazzing at jj lin* hi sis~
sis: ya hi.
sis: eh go downstairs for a while.
me: why? got food ah? :D
sis: ...... just go down la, before that siti interview starts.
me: is it chocolate cake?
sis: aiya go down la!
me: heh okok.
me: so you put the food in the kitchen?
sis: ......

downstairs, sis looks at frog, frog looks back at sis.

frog: u tell la.
sis: mum, dad... u're gonna be grandparents. sherry, u're gonna be an aunt. =)

already hard enought to stomach (no pun) that sis is already married, and now she so fast get pregnant pula. wah lao.

sis kept laughing at me cos i was damn speechless. ish.

ok i have less than 8 months to learn how to carry a baby (as in with my arms not in my womb la pls -_-" )

yes, i don't know how to carry them babies.

DON'T laugh.

i damn scared to carry babies wan. not just newborns. ALL babies.

cos... cos... cos takut i drop them hahahahahahahahahaha so not funny ok.

phobia la!

*after siti nurhaliza interview*

sis: sherry, bought pao for u, in the kitchen.
me: :D

hehe, i knew there was food.

......

baby!

Baby!

BABY! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD ad infinitum XD !!!

*happy excited whee!*

='D

the "fight"

was woken up early this morning when jialin called me all the way from perak (haha).

jialin: sherry, u're still sleeping?

me: *grunts* no, YOU woke me up!

jialin: ya sorry but i just read bout this fight that happened in upm...

me: *groans* oh no now even u're asking me bout it!

jialin: no cos i'm in 7-11 now and i just saw the chinese newspapers the headlines read there was a fight!

me: ya la, nothing wan la the fight...

jialin: so are u ok? i mean, u're not scratched or hurt or anything right???


...... gosh i miss jialin SO MUCH wey. she made me want to laugh my head off and hug her at the same time.

=')

(for those not in the know, she's in utp now doing mechanical engineering. with some luck she might be able to tukar to chem engineering - the, erm, course of her dreams.)

i didnt know anything bout the fight and i got to know bout it not through the newspapers but cos my parents and my sister and the frog and my friends kept asking me bout it.

anyway, snitched the link off yuen's post - a lot of shouting.

it's just a tiff between some ppl against one of those unregistered societies. the latter can get a tad annoying sometimes, depending on how they're going about recruiting members.

and yuen theng pointed out what's really disturbing isn't so much of the fight, so there you go.

what la

i feel incompetent wey. must talk to group members who are seniors and thus overlooked the fact that i'm a total noob.

*clutches head*

*bangs head into wall*

*does little pirouette in panic*

i need! i freaking bloody desperately need!

1. A PRINTER!

2. A PENDRIVE!

3. SUNSCREEN! oh my freaking gosh my complexion. help.

4. SONY ERICSSON W810i! XD XD XD

ok fine so i dont need the last item. but i sure want it. if anyone sees that phone going for somewhere near 1000 bucks pls tell me yaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

or maybe i'll settle for W800i cos it's orange and kononnya the female version of W810i. *rolls eyes*

okok. money should be spent on neccesities like pendrive and books and a nice new mp3 player.

oh and an umbrella. or sherry the sickly pale will become sherry the hot tanned babe.

just kidding. i realise too late that i DON'T look good when i'm tanned... unevenly tanned, that is.

ok back to work. shit i procrastinate too much. must practise my cute, wide-eyed look so i won't get killed for turning up empty-handed and empty-headed.

i'm balding

T_T

like, seriously wey.

was in guardian today when one of the saleswoman handed me a pamphlet smilingly.

the pamphlet was for some hair loss prevention shampoo.

O_o

me: haha, my hair very little?!

woman: *smiles happily* ah, yes!

me: ...... no, you're saying i have very little hair?

woman: *smiles and nods*

me: *voice rises up one pitch* I HAVE VERY LITTLE HAIR?!?!

woman: ya... there~~~ like no hair... *indicates forehead*

me: NO HAIR?!

woman: *smiles and nods* you can try the shampoo... can help wan...

......

ZHA DOU wey!

shit la i better just go and get bangs again.

...... if u must know, i stopped keeping bangs cos i look kiddish enough already without my hair flopping over my eyes in attempt to look kawaii.

time to cut my fringe. high time.

(yes felicia i know u told me my fringe too long edi and OMG HOW WAS THE CONCERT? so sorry i didnt reply ya sorry sorry but tell me how was it k? and JAEJOONGIE~! tell me tell me! tell me how was it like sleeping so close to them hahahahahahahah woot! wah cheh sounds so... wrong. XD )

ah shit forgot got stuff suppose to search. i'm like, the lousiest group member u can get. *cough*

tomorrow

nervous nervous nervous.

i wanna go uni but i dowan to stay there la dei.

i'm gonna miss my COMP! *WAIL* T_T

i'm gonna miss my CAR! my dear sweet lovely green little kancil! T_T

i'm gonna miss my BED!

i'm gonna miss daniel lee the cardboard cut-out! (well actually no la. just say for fun oni. hahaha.)

then cannot watch the rest of world cup also. cis. dont care, i shall cabut from uni, go home and watch. MUAHAHA.

(ok apparently that's not quite possible but we shall see.)

oh and also to see jialin if can... yep she got petronas so she'll be off to perak next week.

sigh.

must be optimistic and happy and excited!

never thought i'd actually be going to university one day. i guess THAT itself is a cause for celebration HAHAHA.

*cough*

anyway yeah. going off. don't miss me too much ya! =D