bloody hell

it's not even my fault.

the latest project i'm doing is where i'm a recruiter - i call up people and ask them to come (in person) to my company on a specific time and date to join a group discussion.

99% of the time i get this question "where did u get my name and number?", which isn't surprising cos i call them on their handphones and i have their names from the contacts list.

sometimes we're allowed to reveal our client's name but not for this case. and obviously i'm very adapt at handling questions like this.

or so i thought.

today my superior's superior wanted to see me cos someone i called up sent a letter of complaint asking us where we got her contacts and also telling us not to call her ever again.

WTH man.

i was told to mark the person's name on the namelist so we'll know to remove her contacts from our database. so i went through the namelist looking for her name.

and i noticed the comment box next to her name - she had WANTED ME TO CALL HER BACK NEXT WEEK TO RECONFIRM IF SHE COULD JOIN IN THE GROUP DISCUSSION.

wtf she pretended to be all interested just to get my company's address and all so she could bloody send in her complaint.

*starts swearing and cursing*

but good thing both my superiors didnt blame me at all - they were very nice about the whole thing cos OBVIOUSLY the respondant is crazy.

but i feel damn yuan(1) wang(3) leh!

look, not like i'm such a pro at this job but there are actually a few people who liked talking to me. one lady was so taken by me that she wanted to pair me up with her 25-year-old son who is kononnya tall and handsome WOOT.

......

ok, now i feel better.




and yes, i'm sticking to this job cos the pay's pretty good. so far.

lookie here!

was pleasantly surprised when poh yen sent me this over msn.





tatu. i still say lena's hotter than yulia.


haha, it's something i drew way back in form 5.

also, it's the only drawing of mine that's scanned - by poh or her bro/sis, long time ago. was again pleasantly surprised that she actually still kept it.

btw my hands itch to change the picture... i mean look at the bloody arms! they're freaking FUGLY! WHAT WAS I THINKING WHEN I DREW THIS PIC?!?!?!

dammit dammit i want to tukar la! but er... i have this principle not to touch my previous works. sorta like to learn from my mistakes. haha.

i suppose my drawings are more biologically correct now. (-_-")

and yes, i had this thing with tatu and hot lesbians way back in form 5.

poh yen was my girlfriend then. she was HOT. she's even hotter now.

anyone volunteer to scan my other drawings????? *insert big watery anime eyes*

maybe i could start drawing again.

=)



[edit: i just realised my header pic is (suggestively) gay and my old drawing is definitely lesbian. what's it with me and homos?! O.o ]

there's something wrong with me

it's my day off and all i feel like doing is bumming around and i'm bored.

hence another pointless blog entry.

so i changed the header pic of my blog cos i like this pic *points up*.

ignore the poor photoshopping. i know the blue background looks awful. but u didnt notice it, right? right??? if i didnt mention it u wouldnt have noticed it rightttttt~~???

*cough*

then i realised i have the same pic on my msn display pic and also as my wallpaper.

...... (-_-")

btw the two guys are amiboshi and suboshi of fushigi yuugi. if u can differentiate which is which, that's great! :D (and yes i know which is which. i'm an fy fanatic.)

the two guys are obviously TWINS - i'm not underestimating your intelligence but i had a most unfortunate conv with this total idiot on msn -

him: who is that guy holding u?

me: ?????

him: the guy in your pic

me: they're TWINS la wth...



no sense of humour and lagi no sense of flirting. gee, i'm so mean.

......




on a totally unrelated matter - i <3<3<3 ace young! XD

blimey

so apparently we can check our stpm results via sms.

like, woot.

actually good also la, i'll just do it in privacy of my room. no need to go all the way to school, stand there waiting for ages while enduring the smart-asses pretending to be worried bout their results when they know perfectly well they're getting all A's.

yep, i guess y'all won't be seeing me that day.

......

on a different note, if any of u happen to miss me (hehe), the next time u go mid valley, just gimme a miss call or sms. if i'm free, i'll hop down to see u. =)

...... cos i haven't seen so many of u in ages :'(


p.s. if we haven't met in person before, forget it. i'm not meeting up with u. period.


ok, off to watch american idol. ace is hot! XD

woot

as of 20th february, i'm no longer a P driver!

:D



......



so why is the P sticker still on my little green kancil?





...... because daddy says not to remove it.

growing up is inevitable

and soon, i won't be a teenager anymore.

i still don't know what to do with my life, myself and my future.

i don't know what i want.

look, as a kid i've always pictured myself growing up knowing exactly what i wanted and taking on the future with with a "bring it on!" attitude.

ok, as i got older i did fancy painting myself as a tall leggy girl with ample bosom but nevermind that.

results will be out soon, kononnya.

i dont see myself getting into local uni (then WHY in freaking hell did i take form bloody six?!).

yes, i want to be one of those people who are so damn sure of what they want and are all gung-ho in chasing after their ambition but how am i to do so when i dont have an ambition.

i still dont know what i want to do and please stop asking me what i want to do because i'm sure i've already given an answer to most who've asked nevermind that it was extremely vague.

this whole aimless thing makes me feel useless. hell yes, it makes me feel pretty damn useless.

so just go away.


..........




btw thx to those who took a bit of time to do the personality test thing for me.

*sheepish smile*

i suck at throwing tantrums. =)

this looks interesting...

got this email from xue on some personality test thingy... it's a bit different, can find out a bit on how people see u.

decided to get one for meself too, so all u kind people out there click HERE and take a look, can?

=)

v-day

"the whole thing is ridiculous and meaningless. complete commercial exploitation."

-bridget jones's diary-

i couldnt agree more.



p/s: if u happen to be a totally hot guy, do send me flowers and chocolates.

p/p/s: daniel, daniel, where art thou?

p/p/p/s: as in daniel LEE.



and no, i'm NOT desperate. incidently i'll be spending v-day at the mechanic's cos my silly little green kancil decided to go kaput on me.

i wonder how hot the mechanic might be

so yeah, happy v-day to all. those who are happy couples, good for you. go, er, hold hands and run off into the sunset or something. whatever.

and i'll just retire to my room and throw darts at my imaginary future partner for not showing up even when i'm already reaching twenty.

*sulks*

malunya... ><

for those not in the know, i'm working as a tele-surveyor these days.

the latest project we're doing is on honda where we call honda owners and do this questionaire.

now, one of the honda model type is the 06 city vtec. so, yesterday i happened to call up this guy who owned this particular model.

me: just to double confirm, may i know if u're the main user of this zero sex city... oh! sorry sorry! i mean, zero SIX city vtec!

respondent: *starts laughing* it's ok, it's ok!

me: *flails arms helplessly*


...... i must be more desperate for sex than i thought.

anyway, i think the guy was a twenty-something engineer, very friendly and all. but i didnt bother to keep his number.

why? hehe.

cos my next project is on VOLVO wahahahahahaha! here's to hoping i call up a totally hot, single guy in his twenties who bought his volvo with own money WOOT~!

THEN i'll keep his number. WAHAHA.

XD

NOOOOOOO~~~~~~~!

was feeling quite happy when i saw takeshi's pic on xiaxue's blog. especially the pics of his younger days cos he looked so much more...... er, innocent and cute then.

then i scrolled down...

and read the statement that says he's gay.

......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~!!!!!!!!

don't DO this to me wey!

even if it's not proven, hearing/reading it can cause considerable trauma to me cos he plays important roles in my wet dreams.

and if he really turns out to be gay i shall jump off a building cos i'll won't be able to have sex with him nevermind that i hardly had a chance anyway.

i need to drown out this trauma. daniel, come come come!

*sniff*







couldn't resist a pic of takeshi. XD

the tortoise rambles...

since i'm in the mood for rambling aimlessly i shall tell an aimless incident which of course has no particular significance because it was an aimless incident.

and since i suck at telling aimless stories i shall intro the characters first. for convenience sake.

one would be my dad's good friend's 25-yr-old son whom we shall call Boy.

the other would be my aunt's sister's 2nd daughter (early 20s) whom we shall call Girl.

(do not comment on my lack of creativity for their nicks la.)

so last night in the car on the way to dinner, my parents were talking bout Boy cos he and his family were coming to visit us from seremban the next day which would be today.

(they're all out having lunch with my family but i didnt go. i have a very delicate stomach *coughDIARRHEAcough*)

so they were talking bout Boy and Girl and how to matchmake them cos... i dunno? maybe if u're already 25 you should be married and having babies and living in a white house with picket fence.

me and sis couldnt help looking at each other incredulously.

and there were my parents, strategizing on how to bring Boy to meet Girl without the whole thing seeming obvious and forced. but oh dear me, there was already a problem. Girl and her family busy vacationing in cameron's and might not make it back in time to meet Boy! *gasp*

then my parents figured that if Girl and family will be back in time it wouldn't make much sense to suddenly pop up at her house with Boy in tow.

it was then i couldnt keep quiet any longer, what with my tendency to make snide remarks.

so, i said in mock english accent, "perhaps we could tell them 'oh, we were just passing by and needed to use your toilet!' "

at which my dad exclaimed vehemently, "how can u say that?! what sort of 'trick' - people will laugh at us! you ideas worse than daddy's and mummy's la!"

and my mum exclaimed equally vehemently, "ya la! what kind of an excuse is that - need to use toilet! where will people believe?!"

.............

like, WTH?!?!?!?!?!?!

i swear, my jaw totally dropped, and i started banging my head against the window.

HONESTLY.

but me and sis just couldnt help laughing at the... ridiculousness of it all. wth man, sarcasm is totally wasted on my parents, no matter how obvious or cliched it is.

but yeah, they're still quite keen on matchmaking Boy and Girl. mum was going on about 'chemistry' and 'sparks' and dad was saying even if long distance (seremban-kl) it wouldnt matter if u're in love.

wah, why not just plan the wedding like right now?

nvm if Boy is quiet, shy type and Girl sticks to her three sisters and any means of communication within even 2 feet of each other seems almost impossible.

and if any of u are wondering how come i'm not jumping on Boy who happens to be an eligible bachelor and will be inheriting his father's shoe business soon and doesnt look too bad and is presumably nice and friendly and... er, where was i?

haha... just kidding. he's all i mentioned, so anyone interested with settling in seremban with nice Boy can contact moi.

oh, and isnt it lucky my parents didnt think of matchmaking me and him? shhh, don't tell my parents, but they probably don't realise i'm turning 20 this year.

nyahaha.









[[update]]

omfg my parents are serious.

o.O

they all just came back for lunch and parents were talking bout Girl to Boy and his family. in fact mum is calling right now to find out if Girl is back from cameron's.

o.O

poor Boy is having to sit through all this.

o.O

i am having the time of my life. wahaha. XD

......

*listens in on phone conversation*

...... apparently Girl has gone off to genting highlands.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

so kesian la. unrequited... erm, matchmaking.

tsk. didn't know my parents can be so amusing.









*yes, i know i damn boh liao but it's freaking hot and i'm freaking sick with flu and diarrhea.

**and no worries, i'm still sexy even with flu and diarrhea.

***omfg stands for "oh my freaking gosh". i'm not blasphemous.