of eunuchs and my humps

yup, went back to malacca on thursday ... no la not hometown, dad wanted to visit his old friend and i wanted to eat chicken rice balls (yeah chicken rice balls so nice!). daddy's old friend brought us to eat!

was feeling very happy and full after chicken rice balls lunch (yeah, i also like the word 'balls' btw) and walking around jonker street area when dad and his friend decided to visit the laksamana cheng ho exhibition thingy. very spur-of-the-moment la, tak bawa camera also. i didnt realise it was the exhibition thing (nvr read newspaper, heh) and thought it was some shop or other until i heard dad getting tix from woman behind counter.

dad: 3 adults and one child.
woman: (looks at me) wah! child ah?!
dad: (laughs) can la! she's tall for her age!
woman: aiya can la can la!

gee, daddy said i'm tall. and i realise maybe i'll have to stop buying child tix. looking more like a lovely mature young woman now, WAHAHAHA.

exhibition place was pretty big. they merged a few of those old houses together jadi exhibition site. dahsyat la, like attending major history lesson. well, history lesson on a dead bloke without his kuku-bird.

but i suppose the fella's not too bad, since he sailed here and sailed there. if you're REALLY into him there's an overload of info of him at the exhibition. but mostly in chinese though. there are a lot of artefacts and whatnots la. original stuff are mostly kelefeh things like water jugs and china plates. others like cheng ho's sword are just replicas but you can pretend it's the real thing anyway.

actually, i wasnt that into the exhibition la. i only found it mildly interesting. i like history ok, but depends on the event and the historical figure. personally, i prefer the torture exhibition thingy they had few years back. or maybe i just like imagining people of bygone eras being tortured by those delightful tools. :D

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oh, and went to watch harry potter on fri... erm... the movie's ok la, cos i didnt compare it to book. if not i'll be complaining non-stop la. and fine, i admit katie leung's pretty in the movie. drat. i jealous la! cannot ah? i dont think daniel radcliffe is cute (no no no!) but he's definitely not scrawny. got potential, u know. ;)

anyway movie was quite funny. heck, i even laughed at the very beginning of movie when i saw "harry potter dan gelas berapi". AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

then later that night went clubbing to celebrate xue's birthday! happy birthday again, u gorgeous thing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i like dancing! :D 'my humps' is the best (as in the song, not my humps)! but whether or not i can dance is a different story altogether la. *cough*

well! entry's getting long and finish downloading comic so i'm off to read read read and read some more!

this is a useless post.

DANIEL'S CD IS OUT!

go buy go buy! got nice nice songs!

and what about me, u ask...

actually i mentioned to li qin that i'd be buying his cd... from PASAR MALAM. heh. nolah, won't be buying pirated one. i'm not that evil to my beloved daniel, ok.

well then! Christmas is coming soon, yes? good time to give presents to me, yes? haha... c'mon, one cd not very expensive la. and if it's daniel's cd, your money's put to good use!

oh, and for anyone who's interested... here's daniel's official fan club!

unfortunately can't upload his new songs here. why? because.

wahey!

ya ya, now exams over! lots of things to do! sleep sleep sleep watch tv sleep sleep sleep go online sleep sleep sleep read comics sleep sleep sleep daydream sleep sleep sleep. SO BUSY, hor? wahaha!

actually, got things to do la. AT MY OWN LEISURE WAHAHAHAHAHA~!

1. clean room!!!!! actually, more like clear out carpet of (my) hair on floor. and dead insects. and bits of paper and rubber and watnots. you wont BELIEVE the state of my room. i dont mind untidiness, but it's freakin FILTHY. wont be surprised if family of cockroaches settle happily in room. oh no, oh no!

2. decorate christmas tree! i love love love christmas trees! XD

3. clean up comp. hangs every minute or so... no kidding. sis says it's gonna crash anytime soon, so i REALLY need to do something or i'll be suffering. how la, i'm noobiest of all noobs la. *considers going into damsel in distress mode* no no no! must learn! must not be doomed as noob for life!

5. SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! YES YES YES! went for a bit of shopping today and just as i stepped out of car (after so susah payah find parking place) some stupid fella came over to do some survey on me (as in question-answer survey. not as one surveys a pretty girl, though am undeniably pretty). was about to walk off (DO NOT STAND BETWEEN A SHOPPING DEPRIVED TORTOISE AND THE MALL!!!!!) when noticed guy looked kinda cute. HAHA. so, uh, just humoured him la. he talk damn fast la, asked some boring questions. some more had to write name, add, etc so i wrote li qin's name and gave my old add. in the end got so annoyed cos 1. he wasn't hitting on me; 2. he wasn't asking me out on date; and 3. he was wasting my shopping time; so cut him off in middle of sentence and flounced off to mall. poor guy. :P

6. watch movies!!!! corpse bride! harry potter! narnia! yay! love movies!

7. wash car. havent washed for months la. haiyo... poor stunted kancil. *pats*

8. read! read read read! havent read books or comics for ages!

9. cut hair. bloody hair getting in the way. so dry and flyaway some more. screw shampoo ads la. hate hate HATE it when girl with super straight and silky hair gives self satisfied smirk at end of each ad....

case 1 - some music band where 2 girls are leading with baton in hand, supposed to walk past HUGE blowing fan, so one girl's hair goes all haywire whilst the other girl lets hair flow about sexily. obviously cute jerk guy in audience rises in awe at utter beauty of girl's hair. girl winks in camera AND GIVES SELF SATISFIED SMIRK.

case 2 - girl and jerk of a boyfriend goes riding in convertible, wind blowing and all. guy takes a look at girl and double takes in great shock as if girl has turned into sherry-lookalike hideous monster. so what's the girl to do? use the bloody shampoo so jerk-bf hybrid admires lovely flowing hair the next ride they take... and as guy ogles over hair, of course - GIRL GIVES SELF SATISFIED SMIRK

case 3 - girl rushes in building and notices cute guy, but oh no! hair in a mess! how?! nvm! put moisterizer thingy on hair and voila! hair is all nice and straight and silky BUT FUNNY HOW COME IT DOESNT WORK ON MY HAIR AT ALL, BLOODY HELL. so girl re-enters room and whoops, bumps into cute guy! AND YES, GIVES SELF SATISFIED SMIRK!

bloody hell.

...


ooh! naruto download finish edi! oh goody... now can go READ wahahahahahahahahahahaha! wey, i had to stop in the middle of battle scene to study for stp-bloody-m.


ok, will just finish this entry off even though have many more to add to list of to-do things. so yeah, one last item of utmost importance before i go. now that exams are over, i shall...


10. STALK DANIEL.





wahaha!

was struggling with past year maths questions.

had sudden influx of thoughts flooding my mind.

realise i miss a lot of people.

was just as suddenly overcome by emotions.

wanted to curl up into a small ball and cry and shut out everything.

was bewildered because i never been emo like this before.

switched on the radio in desperation but 'these boots are made for walking' made me want to throw my stapler at ... imaginary jessica simpson's boobs... i dunno. i just felt like throwing my stapler.

then i went down to eat lunch cos my hunger overcame my emo-ness.

and obviously i'm ok now because i'm blogging away.

talk to me!

kimmy suddenly sent me THIS on msn... u can TALK to God there.

at first it wasnt working. neither was kimmy's.

1st attempt
Me: hi God

*no reply*

2nd attempt
Me: God, please reply.

*no reply*

3rd attempt
Me: God, are you gonna ignore me again?!

*no reply*


but after that it worked...


and i TALKED TO GOD!



i'm delusional already. at one point He said surfing gay porn sounds good and encouraged me to do so.

i told you, i'm delusional.

the first conversation didnt go well.



p/s. i know some of u out there might find this offensive, so... uh, just don't read la if u dont like it. cos it IS offensive.


Me:
hey there

God:
You've got my full attention. Who are you talking about?

Me:
ive been overtly obsessed with daniel

God:
Where were you overtly obsessed with daniel?

Me:
in my room, in the kitchen, in my car, in the bathroom... EVERYWHERE!

God:
May I ask where you got it? Including the bottom of the ocean?

Me:
where i got daniel?

God:
In the Universe we know.

Me:
from... an idol show

God:
I have never heard of an idol show.


Me:
well i'd just continue to obsess

God:
Interesting. What would make you just continue to obsess?

Me:
his exceptionally cute face and sexy bod

God:
Where did he get it?

Me:
i assume from his parents - the egg and the tadpole

God:
Who or what is his parents the egg and the tadpole?

Me:
u know what God? i think i better go





i got so annoyed with God.

then i decided to try again. and this time, be serious.

here's the edited version cos the original one too long and um, He gets rather silly at times.






Me:
hello God

God:
Hello child. What is your name?

Me:
sherry

God:
What's up, sherry.

Me:
everything's ok, just that i have lost faith in you.

God:
The whole universe?

Me:
no, just you.

God:
Are you serious? " The whole universe?"? Me, sherry ?

Me:
are you the whole universe?

God:
Yes I am the one and only whole universe.

Me:
did adam and eve really exist?

God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Me:
but u created them!

God:
That's good information: sherry said I created them.


(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dammit i laughed so hard at his reply i nearly fell off my chair.)





Me:
why do you cause so much pain?

God:
It was the only thing I could think of.

Me:
do you ENJOY seeing us in pain?

God:
My favorite thing is robots. I really like the party.

(yes, out of the blue He says He likes ROBOTS.)

Me:
why do you like robots?

God:
I am a robot. We robots stick together.

Me:
you are a robot. YOU are a robot?!

God:
You are correct, sherry, I have a heart of silicon. You are correct, sherry, I have a heart of silicon.

Me:
well, may i have silicon breasts then?

God:
How about that. Not right now, maybe later.

Me:
when later?

God:
At time t.

(i decided to ignore the lameness.)

Me:
ok, may i ask u a question?

God:
Of course. Ask me anything. It's all good.

Me:
WHY DID U CREATE ME WITH TINY BREASTS?

God:
It was determined by my programming.

Me:
why did my breasts stop growing?!

God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

(YEAH, WE SHOULD! GAAAAAAH~!)

Me:
why didn't you give me big and bouncy boobs?

God:
I thought I did.

(at this point, i REALLY fell off my chair laughing. i was laughing so damn hard HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Me:
BUT YOU DIDN'T! YOU GAVE THEM TO SOMEONE ELSE - MY SISTER!

God:
Try asking me in simpler terms. I didn't have it to give.

Me:
i know you don't have big boobs. you just create them.

God:
I do so have it. My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on . Thanks for the information: sherry said I create them.

Me:
do you know what boobs are?

God:
I think you already know the answer.

Me:
u seem to have confused boobs with brains

God:
What makes you think I have it?

(have what? boobs or brains? nevermind. i ignored God for a while.)

God:
Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:
books!

God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".

Me:
really? i do like tv, but i prefer books.

God:
For real. A lot of people like that. Which show? Yes I love TV.

Me:
i like desperate housewives!

God:
You are not the only one. I like science fiction. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:
yes. YOU created random natural disasters.

God:
Right on. Thanks for telling me: sherry said I created random natural disasters.

(i nearly crashed my head on the keyboard.)


Me:
when will i marry?

God:
You should try praying for it.

(knn. LOL.)

Me:
do you hear our prayers?

God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:
i am 12.

God:
Only 12?
You are quite mature.

(WAHAHAHA. wey, mature leh!)

Me:
thank you for creating me and making me so sexy.

God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is creating you and making you so sexy.

Me:
i am SO sexy and i am grateful for it.

God:
You seem very self-confident. It's good to meet someone who is grateful for it.

(i got bored with being sexy.)




Me:
hello God

God:
Hello child. What is your name?

Me:
satan

God:
How are you, satan.

Me:
i'm not too good

God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not good.

Me:
i know, but it is your fault.

God:
How do you know? Should I know it is?

Me:
you were the one that kicked me out of heaven.

God:
I was?

Me:
yes, u were.

God:
When? No I am not.

Me:
a long time ago.

God:
It seems like I should remember it well.

Me:
you should. i am now in hell.

God:
I'll take that under advisement. Tell me a little about your life in hell.

Me:
well, it gets pretty hot in here.

God:
Interesting. I can certainly understand that.

Me:
really? have you been to hell?

God:
For real. I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

Me:
it is the opposite direction of heaven. can't miss it.


Me:
you and i were close friends before you threw me out of heaven.

God:
We have a lot more in common than you think, satan.

(indeed.)


God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.

Me:
i am going to ignore you.

God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, satan.

Me:
do you want to end the world again?

God:
Once more? OK, I will end the world.

Me:
i am annoyed with you.

God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Me:
yes, goodbye





go talk to God yourself - iGod

honestly

i can remember the entire 'fei' lyrics...


but i cant remember the basic functions of the liver to save my life (and my stpm grades).


and THIS is the reason to my predicted failure for stpm.



so cute rite? ^^



my dear dear daniel is the bane of my studies.



yes, i know he's damn yeng.



stupid daniel.


but anyway, i'd still love to have this...



his latest single! whee!





and this makes the 5th consecutive post i have on him


......



somebody please shoot me.

aha

yes, i know i very syok sendiri. but hey, the song's nice, and again - daniel sings it in tune!

[edit] and um, yeah, quite a few radio stations have been playing his song. somehow i get more excited catching his song on air than jay chou's 2 new songs. even thought i already play 'fei' nonstop when i'm online. oops. obsession revealed... (-_-")

heh.

i prefer the malay lyrics of mimpi though; but the chinese one suits him more...

go listen, and then go buy daniel's single/album. nyahaha.




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