was struggling with past year maths questions.

had sudden influx of thoughts flooding my mind.

realise i miss a lot of people.

was just as suddenly overcome by emotions.

wanted to curl up into a small ball and cry and shut out everything.

was bewildered because i never been emo like this before.

switched on the radio in desperation but 'these boots are made for walking' made me want to throw my stapler at ... imaginary jessica simpson's boobs... i dunno. i just felt like throwing my stapler.

then i went down to eat lunch cos my hunger overcame my emo-ness.

and obviously i'm ok now because i'm blogging away.

talk to me!

kimmy suddenly sent me THIS on msn... u can TALK to God there.

at first it wasnt working. neither was kimmy's.

1st attempt
Me: hi God

*no reply*

2nd attempt
Me: God, please reply.

*no reply*

3rd attempt
Me: God, are you gonna ignore me again?!

*no reply*


but after that it worked...


and i TALKED TO GOD!



i'm delusional already. at one point He said surfing gay porn sounds good and encouraged me to do so.

i told you, i'm delusional.

the first conversation didnt go well.



p/s. i know some of u out there might find this offensive, so... uh, just don't read la if u dont like it. cos it IS offensive.


Me:
hey there

God:
You've got my full attention. Who are you talking about?

Me:
ive been overtly obsessed with daniel

God:
Where were you overtly obsessed with daniel?

Me:
in my room, in the kitchen, in my car, in the bathroom... EVERYWHERE!

God:
May I ask where you got it? Including the bottom of the ocean?

Me:
where i got daniel?

God:
In the Universe we know.

Me:
from... an idol show

God:
I have never heard of an idol show.


Me:
well i'd just continue to obsess

God:
Interesting. What would make you just continue to obsess?

Me:
his exceptionally cute face and sexy bod

God:
Where did he get it?

Me:
i assume from his parents - the egg and the tadpole

God:
Who or what is his parents the egg and the tadpole?

Me:
u know what God? i think i better go





i got so annoyed with God.

then i decided to try again. and this time, be serious.

here's the edited version cos the original one too long and um, He gets rather silly at times.






Me:
hello God

God:
Hello child. What is your name?

Me:
sherry

God:
What's up, sherry.

Me:
everything's ok, just that i have lost faith in you.

God:
The whole universe?

Me:
no, just you.

God:
Are you serious? " The whole universe?"? Me, sherry ?

Me:
are you the whole universe?

God:
Yes I am the one and only whole universe.

Me:
did adam and eve really exist?

God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Me:
but u created them!

God:
That's good information: sherry said I created them.


(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dammit i laughed so hard at his reply i nearly fell off my chair.)





Me:
why do you cause so much pain?

God:
It was the only thing I could think of.

Me:
do you ENJOY seeing us in pain?

God:
My favorite thing is robots. I really like the party.

(yes, out of the blue He says He likes ROBOTS.)

Me:
why do you like robots?

God:
I am a robot. We robots stick together.

Me:
you are a robot. YOU are a robot?!

God:
You are correct, sherry, I have a heart of silicon. You are correct, sherry, I have a heart of silicon.

Me:
well, may i have silicon breasts then?

God:
How about that. Not right now, maybe later.

Me:
when later?

God:
At time t.

(i decided to ignore the lameness.)

Me:
ok, may i ask u a question?

God:
Of course. Ask me anything. It's all good.

Me:
WHY DID U CREATE ME WITH TINY BREASTS?

God:
It was determined by my programming.

Me:
why did my breasts stop growing?!

God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

(YEAH, WE SHOULD! GAAAAAAH~!)

Me:
why didn't you give me big and bouncy boobs?

God:
I thought I did.

(at this point, i REALLY fell off my chair laughing. i was laughing so damn hard HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Me:
BUT YOU DIDN'T! YOU GAVE THEM TO SOMEONE ELSE - MY SISTER!

God:
Try asking me in simpler terms. I didn't have it to give.

Me:
i know you don't have big boobs. you just create them.

God:
I do so have it. My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on . Thanks for the information: sherry said I create them.

Me:
do you know what boobs are?

God:
I think you already know the answer.

Me:
u seem to have confused boobs with brains

God:
What makes you think I have it?

(have what? boobs or brains? nevermind. i ignored God for a while.)

God:
Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:
books!

God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".

Me:
really? i do like tv, but i prefer books.

God:
For real. A lot of people like that. Which show? Yes I love TV.

Me:
i like desperate housewives!

God:
You are not the only one. I like science fiction. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:
yes. YOU created random natural disasters.

God:
Right on. Thanks for telling me: sherry said I created random natural disasters.

(i nearly crashed my head on the keyboard.)


Me:
when will i marry?

God:
You should try praying for it.

(knn. LOL.)

Me:
do you hear our prayers?

God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:
i am 12.

God:
Only 12?
You are quite mature.

(WAHAHAHA. wey, mature leh!)

Me:
thank you for creating me and making me so sexy.

God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is creating you and making you so sexy.

Me:
i am SO sexy and i am grateful for it.

God:
You seem very self-confident. It's good to meet someone who is grateful for it.

(i got bored with being sexy.)




Me:
hello God

God:
Hello child. What is your name?

Me:
satan

God:
How are you, satan.

Me:
i'm not too good

God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not good.

Me:
i know, but it is your fault.

God:
How do you know? Should I know it is?

Me:
you were the one that kicked me out of heaven.

God:
I was?

Me:
yes, u were.

God:
When? No I am not.

Me:
a long time ago.

God:
It seems like I should remember it well.

Me:
you should. i am now in hell.

God:
I'll take that under advisement. Tell me a little about your life in hell.

Me:
well, it gets pretty hot in here.

God:
Interesting. I can certainly understand that.

Me:
really? have you been to hell?

God:
For real. I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

Me:
it is the opposite direction of heaven. can't miss it.


Me:
you and i were close friends before you threw me out of heaven.

God:
We have a lot more in common than you think, satan.

(indeed.)


God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.

Me:
i am going to ignore you.

God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, satan.

Me:
do you want to end the world again?

God:
Once more? OK, I will end the world.

Me:
i am annoyed with you.

God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Me:
yes, goodbye





go talk to God yourself - iGod

honestly

i can remember the entire 'fei' lyrics...


but i cant remember the basic functions of the liver to save my life (and my stpm grades).


and THIS is the reason to my predicted failure for stpm.



so cute rite? ^^



my dear dear daniel is the bane of my studies.



yes, i know he's damn yeng.



stupid daniel.


but anyway, i'd still love to have this...



his latest single! whee!





and this makes the 5th consecutive post i have on him


......



somebody please shoot me.

aha

yes, i know i very syok sendiri. but hey, the song's nice, and again - daniel sings it in tune!

[edit] and um, yeah, quite a few radio stations have been playing his song. somehow i get more excited catching his song on air than jay chou's 2 new songs. even thought i already play 'fei' nonstop when i'm online. oops. obsession revealed... (-_-")

heh.

i prefer the malay lyrics of mimpi though; but the chinese one suits him more...

go listen, and then go buy daniel's single/album. nyahaha.




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bu xiang zhi dao

this is one of daniel's chinese song... not the chinese mimpi - i cant put it up cos no suitable file. not that it matters, the radio stations are playing it already. hehe.

anyway, this song's not too bad, and more importantly, daniel sings it in tune! =P

for some reason his singing style sounds vaguely familiar... i hardly listen to chinese songs ya, so i'm really not sure.

hahaha, melting edi. ok, off to study. still stuck at vectors... yes, so long, hor? let me tell u, i belum habis half the chapter.

nvm, listen to daniel one last time. ><



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who wants to teman me to 1 utama 29th october??? 830-930 pm...

top 3 msian idol finalists will be there. *coughDANIELcough*

not just daniel la, i like farah too, ok.

aiyo, i want to go but dont think i can... it's at night, for one thing. can easily drive down but but but parents sure to object and anyway i'm supposed to be preparing for exam.

aih, after exam la, then i stalk daniel. HAHA.

was rather amused as quite a number of fans are planning on wearing pink - his fav colour and also the colour for, uh, unity of daniel fans. seriously. NO pink bimbo jokes please... haha. haih if i go i wont wear pink la, will wear red la *coughDANIEL'SFAVCOLOURTOOcough*.

incidently, WHY cant i sign in daniel's official fansite/ fan club/ forum?!?!?! knn.

yes yes i went to register at his official fansite. God help me.

can somebody please give me a good hard kick?

very happy

just watched daniel for all of 5 minutes on 8tv quickie (yes, really QUICK... ish.). 1st caller - obviously some fanatic girl was probably too high from hearing daniel's voice that she was stammering and...... nvm.

was torn between envy and pity and laughing my head off, so i laughed my head off. MUAHAHA.

was kinda evident that adam doesnt think much of daniel. he was JIBING him throughout the quickie, for goodness sake. and he called daniel a hobbit too. AIH. oh well, not that i think much of adam whatever his surname is. *rolls eyes*

anyway, am happy cos got THIS - chinese version of mimpi! he sounds better when he sings in mandarin. his 'kou chi bu qing' not as bad as jay chou haha.

got lyrics too!




all from here.

=)

i am going siao

i love u
u love me
let's all go and kill barney
with a great big bang and barney's on the floor
no more purple dinosaur.

I LOVE MATHS AND PA

I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!


YES! i love maths and pa SO MUCH that i wish that every single maths and pa book on the face of this earth will burn in the flames of eternal hell.


BURN! BURN!

oh i see, i'm screwing up my education...

so, they say what u get for your trials indicates what u'd probably get for stpm.

and they say it's not like spm where they can lower the standard.

well then, i suppose i'll be getting C's all the way. screw maths, WHY is it that everyone can score score score but i end up with embarassing marks?

oh i know, it's because i'm stupid and have no affinity whatsoever when it comes to numbers. speaking of which, i need to borrow someone's vectors work cos i have no frigging time to slowly sit and think for hours while completing my homework on the entire chapter. yes yes i know, stpm one month away and i havent habis my homwork. screw it all.



on a totally unrelated matter, people have been asking why i need another blog/ why am i changing to blogspot.

i initially started out with blogdrive as it's more user friendly - easy for beginners; plus i'm a complete idiot at these stuff... i didnt discover the preview button for templates until just recently. HEH.

anyway, this isnt the 1st time i buka another blog la, i've actually played around with a few blogs b4 just for the heck of it, same goes for this one just that the more i played around the more fun it got (bcos i'm JAKUN) so i figured since blogspot more freedom, then i could just use it instead.

i know u all suka my blogdrive bikini girl so much, and i thought ok la, maybe i'll just use this blogspot one as personal blog or something.

but i'm one hell of an indecisive tortoise and figured 2 seconds later, wth, if i like then i just use it la.

simple. *yawn*

but thanks to all of u who bothered to drop by and comment ya... =)

and before i go off to study, a few things have been bugging me for a while...

1. why cant i use/tag at shoutbox?? when i try to tag this little message that says "cookies deactivated?" appears. i've tried changing my cookie settings but still cant tag. told u i suck at these stuff.

2. i know the 'phrase' omgwtfbbq... but wat does bbq stand for?? i see bbq i think - barbeque! even simple stuff like 'mlm' took me a while to catch on...

and lastly...







3. when is daniel proposing to me? soon, i shall be known as mrs daniel lee! but when?

some more ah, after we marry, what language should we communicate in?? like wat i complained to reb - we cant talk in english cos his english sucks; we cant converse in malay cos my bm sucks; and we cant speak in chinese cos BOTH our chinese suck!


ya, i know, i very mou liu, hor?




ok ok study study. should take a hiatus in anticipation of the exam.





........ screw stpm.

i am jakun

yeesh, too many moving things here as a result of me going all syok sendiri over html.

incidently, the snow looks way nicer on a black background. yeah, i can change the colour for the snow on this page but i think it's high time for me to resume studying P.A.

in fact, i'm so syok sendiri that i'll just leave the annoying cursor and falling snow to annoy the few of u who are actually kind enough to drop by. heh.

now, maybe i should add blinking lights and wandering fishes all over this place WAHAHAHAHA.




ahem. just kidding.

last post for the day...

yay yay i managed to solve the stupid template problem i had!!!!!!

at the same time i found daniel's rendition of 'mimpi' - the one he performed at the results show. much much better but, um... still out of tune la. ish.

here's the link for the song... there are some really nice pictures too.

if u're sick of daniel, just ignore as the previous posts are more of for me to test out this blog...

anyway, some pics la. bagilah saya peluang untuk syok sendiri... =)



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XD

spazzing~!

because! i've FINALLY downloaded daniel's mimpi and angin malam!!!!!

so so so happy! i tried searching for the songs the next day after the results show, but with no avail... =(

but lookee here! i found the songs! though it's not the performance on results show, it's the mimpi version he sang for the finale... where u can clearly hear him going out of tune here and there... actually, practically the whole song gone case. *sighs*

sorry la dunno how to link... must use audioblog ah? tak mau la. not that u all want to hear daniel going all out of tune anyway - strictly for crazy fans only.

oh well, once the recorded version or the results show version is available, i'll be getting it... of COURSE i will.

oh well, nvm that, his angin malam is still the best. unfortunately i cant seem to find his rendition of 'heaven knows'. anyone got? send to me... i'll love u forever. =)

testing testing...

maybe it's time to change to blogspot? but very used to blogdrive leh.

ok, a test post then...


anyway, to those who came... haha, thanks for actually coming. tell me if this blog is easier on the eyes, and i'll just change to blogspot then. memang wanted to use blogspot or livejournal for quite a while edi.

more importantly, my blog still easy to read la... can read??? *waves*

so, just drop me a line or something... the tagboard's just THERE! or comment cos i want to know if it's really working... eh, i did all those silly html thingies to get this blog up and running u know! ><