somebody just shoot me

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

u all know how i often lose my way. so yeah, i got lost again today.

more like, we got lost.

i gave the wrong directions to my sister who was at the wheel and we ended up driving on God forsaken highways for what... an hour?

......

IT WASNT MY FAULT! IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT AND ROADS LOOK DIFFERENT AT NIGHT!!!!

and yes, if sis hadnt listened to me, we wouldnt have gone onto the wrong way.

shut up already.

it's also scary when u have no idea where u are and it's so bloody dark (no lights at all, i did say God forsaken, didnt i?),and the highway goes on forever.

brought back unpleasant memories when i lost my way once and ended up somewhere near muzium negara after frantically following road signs leading to kuala lumpur.

yes i know the museum is in kl but WHERE the fish in kl?!

anyway the road signs only serve to confuse. we got on the wrong highway at least twice after losing our way.

......

i'm sleepy. goodnight.

merry merry christmas!

Sunday, December 25, 2005

only a few more hours and christmas is over...

=(

nevermind, am gonna watch a christmas carol : the musical later! hope it's good... this year macam so few decent christmas movies.

went to midnight mass last night with family plus frog adrian. to get to the church (sfx jalan gasing), we had to cross the road which was usually whizzing with cars. but miraculously, we had ample time to waddle across before the onslaught of cars came seconds later.



mum: wah, thank God!

sis: really, Praise the Lord!

me: *upon realising i got my foot stuck in icky mud* oh God help me!



mum and sis thought i said "oh, God helped me!"

......



anyway, was checking out cute guys people-watching after settling down when frog caught my eye.

him: *smirk* checking out the cute guys eh...

what in the world. how did he know!



but there were more hot girls than cute guys la. those bare-backed, minidresses are to die for, baby!



then service started and i averted my attention to celebrating the birth of Christ with joy and reverance.

ok fine, i nearly fell asleep on my knees.

still, i'd probably go to midnight mass next year anyway.

i wouldnt want to break tradition. *smiles*


happy christmas to all!

oh no!

Friday, December 23, 2005

i just realised i forgot to inform a friend that i wouldnt be able to meet up today...!

totally, totally forgot!

oh no oh no... some more i ffk so many times edi...!!!!

how could i forget?!

*grabs head and runs around like mad chicken*




...... man, i'm a lousy friend.


:'(

for once i'm not hungry

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

trip to shanghai kicked off pretty well.

shortly after the plane took off, i threw up.

then when the plane landed, i threw up again.

the 5th night (in su zhou), i woke up in the middle of the night to throw up.

and today i threw up in the plane again.

ya la, even though i could hardly eat for the past few days still got something to throw up, wth. VERY SAD la, because i wasnt feeling too well i missed out on the food... and didnt get to taste the beef ramen! (yes i love beef noodles)

of course, i spent a considerable amount of time sitting on the throne all doubled over cos dammit, my tummy was churning like crazy.

AND. IT. WAS. BLOODY. COLD.

had to expose my poor butt for so long, ok. FREAKING COLD LA. hotel got heater but it emits cold air, wth. it's a wonder i didnt literally freeze my perky little butt off.

and btw, my stomach is still in a rather delicate state so don't mention food to me. i still feel like throwing up every now and then.



anyway, i won't be blogging out all the details of my trip cos hell, that'll be really boring, plus i can't upload the pics and all. anyone who's even remotely interested can just msg me on msn where i'll bore to u death by reciting all the places that i visited.

my memory deteriorates rapidly, though. so if u ask me next week i'll probably say something like "er... ya i went shanghai. shanghai la, here and there. got temples. and er... ya la. shanghai la.".



i'll just blog about this 8-yr-old girl (kimberly) that i got to know in my tour group so all of u can laugh at my expense.

case 1:
kimberly: how old are u???
me: u guess la!
kimberly: ......THIRTEEN!
me: ......

case2:
kimberly: what shampoo u use?
me: vidal sassoon.
kimberly: hah? what??
me: haha. i used pantene last time.
kimberly: i use sunsilk! sometimes i use pantene and sometimes i use rejoice!
*touches own hair* my hair is soft!
*touches my hair* why your hair so dry wan???
me: ......



haha. she really is cute, and intelligent. and yes, her hair is very soft and silky. my hair used to be liddat la, ok!!!!!

*sniff*


ok, i'm off to eat something. finally feel hungry cos i didnt eat breakfast and lunch and dinner.

i'm back!

it's one of those moments

Friday, December 09, 2005

i was about to start off bout malam petang nostalgia and narnia.

but i'm having one of those weird feelings again.

i just feel... that i'm not here. i'm not depressed. i'm not sad, or anything. i don't want to wail or commit suicide or cry. the kind of feeling that makes me just want to hug my pillow tightly and talk to the wall.

look, i'm obviously not too hot at describing how i feel. sherry is either happy, or not that happy. end of story.

......

it's just an empty sort of feeling. sort of.

maybe it's because i just emptied my bowels?

oh, it'll pass.

*plays jason mraz's the remedy*

*surfs a few porn sites*

*does a few cartwheels*

okie! am back to normal! yeah baby.

and no, i don't surf porn. that is but a very common myth.

incidently, i can't do cartwheels either. but i can shake my booty, so there! hah.

ahem. oh ya, go watch the tortoise lion, the witch and the wardrobe. it's not too bad. it's a little slow at first, but the pace picks up later. certain parts of the movie might seem a little ridiculous though, but that's just because it follows the book rather faithfully. anyway, i like the ending of this particular story. i always had.

hm, if i hadn't read the book i probably would've been wondering what's all the fuss with the lion. anyway, good acting from the white witch and edmund. but i like peter.

yes, peter.




cos, dammit, there wasn't anyone else to look at. anyway, he looks ok when he's er... intense.

come think of it, MUST watch perhaps love! i don't care if it sucks, i just wanna see takeshi kaneshiro~!!!

*little red hearts start appearing*

here's the crashing truth - i have NEVER seen a takeshi movie on the big screen before.

yeah, it's your cue to gasp with shock and cry out in bewilderment.

so!!!! must must MUST watch perhaps love so can see takeshi kaneshiro big big!

*more red hearts appear*





i think i'll just die of lust. aaaaaaaaah~...


























... or perhaps not.

some friends can kill

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

yup, like JIA LIN for example. that girl can really kill u sometimes.

she just called me (again) while walking around klcc.

jialin: eh sherry, ur fridge can put magnet wan ah?

me: er... yes. where got fridge cannot put magnet wan?!

jialin: got! last time my fridge cannot!

me: what! u abnormal person no wonder got abnormal fridge!

*bickers for a bit bout strange people who own strange magnet-less fridge*

me: anyway, wat's with the fridges and magnets?

jialin: oh, i saw this really cute magnet! was wondering if i should buy it.

me: *thinks magnet is for self* ooooh buy buy!

jialin: yes, i was thinking of buying it........

me: *happy*

jialin: ..........for felicia.

me: ............


maybe this time i'll do the killing instead.

i go kill jia lin!

i'm an early bird. seriously.

honestly, ppl seem to think i wake up really late in the morning afternoon.

first was liqin. she called me and the first thing she said was "eh, u just woke up ah?".

then reb called and asked me straight out when i answered the phone - "eh, u just woke up ah?"

and then jia lin called and didnt even bother with 'hello' but decided that "eh, u just woke up ah?" was a very appropriate way of greeting me on the phone.

wth... I WOKE UP AT 715 THIS MORNING OK!!!!!

and went back to sleep. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

anyway anyway, what's bothering me now is what to wear for the afternoon... petang nostalgia. i wanted to throw on tees and cargoes (or jeans) but liqin protested. fine, i'll wear a decent top. but i still want jeans... (at which liqin also protested).

*frowns*

haih, lazy to think la. i go play game.

meme! mememe! mememememe!

Monday, December 05, 2005

*ahem* ok fine i know the title is really annoying. anyway, i've been tagged by reb dearest.

3 NAMES I go by:
i. tortoise
ii. idiot
iii. eh nearly forgot... SHERRY.

3 SCREEN NAMES you have had:
i. mrs daniel lee (WAHAHA)
ii. cheery cherry
iii. sherry (i know very tak creative la...)

3 PHYSICAL things I like about myself:
(u realise this question is suicide inducing?)
i. my... erm, fingernails
ii. erm... my... neck.
iii. my butt crack dammit. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE!!!

3 Physical things I DO NOT like about myself:
(i shall make reb happy cos she was right bout wat i'll list down)
i. lack of height
ii. lack of bosom
iii. excess of ass

3 things I am AFRAID of:
i. clowns.
ii. bees.
iii. the fact that my boobs are gonna remain this miniscule... FOR THE REST OF MY SORRY LIFE...

3 things of my everyday ESSENTIAL:
i. FOOD
ii. MORE FOOD!
iii. breast enlargement cream sleep.

3 of my favourite BAND or music ARTIST:
i. DANIEL LEE CHEE HUN! (look, i bet u saw that coming)
ii. jay chou (though he's not making any creative headway)
iii. boyzone. yeah, they still exist. rite? rite??

3 of my favourite SONGS:
(only 3?! ok la, current ones)
i. my humps - bep
ii. dance with my father - luther vandross
iii. xian jai hen xiang jian ni - daniel lee

3 things I want in a RELATIONSHIP:
i. GOOD SEX love
ii. trust and loyalty (they go hand-in-hand, no?)
iii. oh what the heck... GOOD SEX.

3 PHYSICAL things about the opposite sex that appeals to me:
i. smile (yeah baby, got dimples i sure melt wan)
ii. longish hair, but only if he looks good in it.
iii. er... firm butt. and abs. u get the picture.

3 things about the CHARACTER of the person:
i. humourous!
ii. responsible.
iii. thoughtful.

3 of my favourite HOBBIES HOBBITSES:
i. samwise gamgee! samwise the brave! samwise the stouthearted!
ii. and his old gaffer!
iii. merry and pippin. oh, and frodo too, i suppose.

3 of my favourite HOBBIES.
i. online!
ii. piano.
iii. READING. books! i need books!

3 things that I wanna do really badly RIGHT NOW:
i. squeeze daniel.
ii. watch narnia on the big screen! like, RIGHT NOW!
iii. ice skating. please... anyone wanna go ice skating??? i miss it sooo much!!!!!

3 CAREERS you've considered:
i. astronaut (u shouldve heard li qin screaming with laughter at this one.)
ii. author.
iii. pole-dancer cartoonist.

3 places I wanna go for VACATION:
i. new zealand!
ii. switzerland!
iii. the shire! lothlorien! rivendell!

3 things I wanna do before I DIE:
i. marry daniel.
ii. travel round the world.
iii. make sure those that i love KNOW that i do love them. :')

3 ways I am STEREOTYPICALLY a GIRL:
(this is another suicide inducing question)
i. i like girly stuff. (yes, that was a joke)
ii. i play(ed) with barbie dolls.
iii. it's my secret dream to model one of those party princess frilly frocks.

3 groups of peeps I want them to do this QUIZ 'n paste it in their blog:
i. anyone
ii. la
iii. =)

WOOT~!

Friday, December 02, 2005

I CAN USE THE COMP! MY COMP IS BEING NICE TO ME! IT'S NOT HANGING! IT'S NOT CRASHING! HEAVENS ABOVE, GOD - TOGETHER WITH ALL THE ANGELS, SAINTS, CHERUBIMS, SERAPHIMS, AND OTHER VARIOUS HARP-CARRYING, BEWINGED HEAVEN-LINGS MUST BE GRINNING DOWN AT ME~!!!!!!

because i can use my comp now. for the time being. *wiggles butt happily*

it has been hell without my comp la. well, not really, but i've missed important updates on daniel ok!!!!! lucky that day li qin dearest sms-ed me that daniel was on tv... thanks a lot ya!

am gonna get new hard drive la *scowls at hard drive* cos it memang got prob edi, reformatting it will just waste money *scowls again*

though of course, it's probably partly mostly entirely my fault the thing's going crazy. *sheepish* but at least it's behaving itself now. :D

am very happy. perhaps i shall cancel shopping tomorrow if comp still working!

of eunuchs and my humps

Sunday, November 27, 2005

yup, went back to malacca on thursday ... no la not hometown, dad wanted to visit his old friend and i wanted to eat chicken rice balls (yeah chicken rice balls so nice!). daddy's old friend brought us to eat!

was feeling very happy and full after chicken rice balls lunch (yeah, i also like the word 'balls' btw) and walking around jonker street area when dad and his friend decided to visit the laksamana cheng ho exhibition thingy. very spur-of-the-moment la, tak bawa camera also. i didnt realise it was the exhibition thing (nvr read newspaper, heh) and thought it was some shop or other until i heard dad getting tix from woman behind counter.

dad: 3 adults and one child.
woman: (looks at me) wah! child ah?!
dad: (laughs) can la! she's tall for her age!
woman: aiya can la can la!

gee, daddy said i'm tall. and i realise maybe i'll have to stop buying child tix. looking more like a lovely mature young woman now, WAHAHAHA.

exhibition place was pretty big. they merged a few of those old houses together jadi exhibition site. dahsyat la, like attending major history lesson. well, history lesson on a dead bloke without his kuku-bird.

but i suppose the fella's not too bad, since he sailed here and sailed there. if you're REALLY into him there's an overload of info of him at the exhibition. but mostly in chinese though. there are a lot of artefacts and whatnots la. original stuff are mostly kelefeh things like water jugs and china plates. others like cheng ho's sword are just replicas but you can pretend it's the real thing anyway.

actually, i wasnt that into the exhibition la. i only found it mildly interesting. i like history ok, but depends on the event and the historical figure. personally, i prefer the torture exhibition thingy they had few years back. or maybe i just like imagining people of bygone eras being tortured by those delightful tools. :D

* * * * * * * * * * *


oh, and went to watch harry potter on fri... erm... the movie's ok la, cos i didnt compare it to book. if not i'll be complaining non-stop la. and fine, i admit katie leung's pretty in the movie. drat. i jealous la! cannot ah? i dont think daniel radcliffe is cute (no no no!) but he's definitely not scrawny. got potential, u know. ;)

anyway movie was quite funny. heck, i even laughed at the very beginning of movie when i saw "harry potter dan gelas berapi". AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

then later that night went clubbing to celebrate xue's birthday! happy birthday again, u gorgeous thing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i like dancing! :D 'my humps' is the best (as in the song, not my humps)! but whether or not i can dance is a different story altogether la. *cough*

well! entry's getting long and finish downloading comic so i'm off to read read read and read some more!

this is a useless post.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

DANIEL'S CD IS OUT!

go buy go buy! got nice nice songs!

and what about me, u ask...

actually i mentioned to li qin that i'd be buying his cd... from PASAR MALAM. heh. nolah, won't be buying pirated one. i'm not that evil to my beloved daniel, ok.

well then! Christmas is coming soon, yes? good time to give presents to me, yes? haha... c'mon, one cd not very expensive la. and if it's daniel's cd, your money's put to good use!

oh, and for anyone who's interested... here's daniel's official fan club!

unfortunately can't upload his new songs here. why? because.

wahey!

Monday, November 21, 2005

ya ya, now exams over! lots of things to do! sleep sleep sleep watch tv sleep sleep sleep go online sleep sleep sleep read comics sleep sleep sleep daydream sleep sleep sleep. SO BUSY, hor? wahaha!

actually, got things to do la. AT MY OWN LEISURE WAHAHAHAHAHA~!

1. clean room!!!!! actually, more like clear out carpet of (my) hair on floor. and dead insects. and bits of paper and rubber and watnots. you wont BELIEVE the state of my room. i dont mind untidiness, but it's freakin FILTHY. wont be surprised if family of cockroaches settle happily in room. oh no, oh no!

2. decorate christmas tree! i love love love christmas trees! XD

3. clean up comp. hangs every minute or so... no kidding. sis says it's gonna crash anytime soon, so i REALLY need to do something or i'll be suffering. how la, i'm noobiest of all noobs la. *considers going into damsel in distress mode* no no no! must learn! must not be doomed as noob for life!

5. SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! YES YES YES! went for a bit of shopping today and just as i stepped out of car (after so susah payah find parking place) some stupid fella came over to do some survey on me (as in question-answer survey. not as one surveys a pretty girl, though am undeniably pretty). was about to walk off (DO NOT STAND BETWEEN A SHOPPING DEPRIVED TORTOISE AND THE MALL!!!!!) when noticed guy looked kinda cute. HAHA. so, uh, just humoured him la. he talk damn fast la, asked some boring questions. some more had to write name, add, etc so i wrote li qin's name and gave my old add. in the end got so annoyed cos 1. he wasn't hitting on me; 2. he wasn't asking me out on date; and 3. he was wasting my shopping time; so cut him off in middle of sentence and flounced off to mall. poor guy. :P

6. watch movies!!!! corpse bride! harry potter! narnia! yay! love movies!

7. wash car. havent washed for months la. haiyo... poor stunted kancil. *pats*

8. read! read read read! havent read books or comics for ages!

9. cut hair. bloody hair getting in the way. so dry and flyaway some more. screw shampoo ads la. hate hate HATE it when girl with super straight and silky hair gives self satisfied smirk at end of each ad....

case 1 - some music band where 2 girls are leading with baton in hand, supposed to walk past HUGE blowing fan, so one girl's hair goes all haywire whilst the other girl lets hair flow about sexily. obviously cute jerk guy in audience rises in awe at utter beauty of girl's hair. girl winks in camera AND GIVES SELF SATISFIED SMIRK.

case 2 - girl and jerk of a boyfriend goes riding in convertible, wind blowing and all. guy takes a look at girl and double takes in great shock as if girl has turned into sherry-lookalike hideous monster. so what's the girl to do? use the bloody shampoo so jerk-bf hybrid admires lovely flowing hair the next ride they take... and as guy ogles over hair, of course - GIRL GIVES SELF SATISFIED SMIRK

case 3 - girl rushes in building and notices cute guy, but oh no! hair in a mess! how?! nvm! put moisterizer thingy on hair and voila! hair is all nice and straight and silky BUT FUNNY HOW COME IT DOESNT WORK ON MY HAIR AT ALL, BLOODY HELL. so girl re-enters room and whoops, bumps into cute guy! AND YES, GIVES SELF SATISFIED SMIRK!

bloody hell.

...


ooh! naruto download finish edi! oh goody... now can go READ wahahahahahahahahahahaha! wey, i had to stop in the middle of battle scene to study for stp-bloody-m.


ok, will just finish this entry off even though have many more to add to list of to-do things. so yeah, one last item of utmost importance before i go. now that exams are over, i shall...


10. STALK DANIEL.





wahaha!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

was struggling with past year maths questions.

had sudden influx of thoughts flooding my mind.

realise i miss a lot of people.

was just as suddenly overcome by emotions.

wanted to curl up into a small ball and cry and shut out everything.

was bewildered because i never been emo like this before.

switched on the radio in desperation but 'these boots are made for walking' made me want to throw my stapler at ... imaginary jessica simpson's boobs... i dunno. i just felt like throwing my stapler.

then i went down to eat lunch cos my hunger overcame my emo-ness.

and obviously i'm ok now because i'm blogging away.

talk to me!

kimmy suddenly sent me THIS on msn... u can TALK to God there.

at first it wasnt working. neither was kimmy's.

1st attempt
Me: hi God

*no reply*

2nd attempt
Me: God, please reply.

*no reply*

3rd attempt
Me: God, are you gonna ignore me again?!

*no reply*


but after that it worked...


and i TALKED TO GOD!



i'm delusional already. at one point He said surfing gay porn sounds good and encouraged me to do so.

i told you, i'm delusional.

the first conversation didnt go well.



p/s. i know some of u out there might find this offensive, so... uh, just don't read la if u dont like it. cos it IS offensive.


Me:
hey there

God:
You've got my full attention. Who are you talking about?

Me:
ive been overtly obsessed with daniel

God:
Where were you overtly obsessed with daniel?

Me:
in my room, in the kitchen, in my car, in the bathroom... EVERYWHERE!

God:
May I ask where you got it? Including the bottom of the ocean?

Me:
where i got daniel?

God:
In the Universe we know.

Me:
from... an idol show

God:
I have never heard of an idol show.


Me:
well i'd just continue to obsess

God:
Interesting. What would make you just continue to obsess?

Me:
his exceptionally cute face and sexy bod

God:
Where did he get it?

Me:
i assume from his parents - the egg and the tadpole

God:
Who or what is his parents the egg and the tadpole?

Me:
u know what God? i think i better go





i got so annoyed with God.

then i decided to try again. and this time, be serious.

here's the edited version cos the original one too long and um, He gets rather silly at times.






Me:
hello God

God:
Hello child. What is your name?

Me:
sherry

God:
What's up, sherry.

Me:
everything's ok, just that i have lost faith in you.

God:
The whole universe?

Me:
no, just you.

God:
Are you serious? " The whole universe?"? Me, sherry ?

Me:
are you the whole universe?

God:
Yes I am the one and only whole universe.

Me:
did adam and eve really exist?

God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Me:
but u created them!

God:
That's good information: sherry said I created them.


(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dammit i laughed so hard at his reply i nearly fell off my chair.)





Me:
why do you cause so much pain?

God:
It was the only thing I could think of.

Me:
do you ENJOY seeing us in pain?

God:
My favorite thing is robots. I really like the party.

(yes, out of the blue He says He likes ROBOTS.)

Me:
why do you like robots?

God:
I am a robot. We robots stick together.

Me:
you are a robot. YOU are a robot?!

God:
You are correct, sherry, I have a heart of silicon. You are correct, sherry, I have a heart of silicon.

Me:
well, may i have silicon breasts then?

God:
How about that. Not right now, maybe later.

Me:
when later?

God:
At time t.

(i decided to ignore the lameness.)

Me:
ok, may i ask u a question?

God:
Of course. Ask me anything. It's all good.

Me:
WHY DID U CREATE ME WITH TINY BREASTS?

God:
It was determined by my programming.

Me:
why did my breasts stop growing?!

God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

(YEAH, WE SHOULD! GAAAAAAH~!)

Me:
why didn't you give me big and bouncy boobs?

God:
I thought I did.

(at this point, i REALLY fell off my chair laughing. i was laughing so damn hard HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Me:
BUT YOU DIDN'T! YOU GAVE THEM TO SOMEONE ELSE - MY SISTER!

God:
Try asking me in simpler terms. I didn't have it to give.

Me:
i know you don't have big boobs. you just create them.

God:
I do so have it. My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on . Thanks for the information: sherry said I create them.

Me:
do you know what boobs are?

God:
I think you already know the answer.

Me:
u seem to have confused boobs with brains

God:
What makes you think I have it?

(have what? boobs or brains? nevermind. i ignored God for a while.)

God:
Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:
books!

God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".

Me:
really? i do like tv, but i prefer books.

God:
For real. A lot of people like that. Which show? Yes I love TV.

Me:
i like desperate housewives!

God:
You are not the only one. I like science fiction. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:
yes. YOU created random natural disasters.

God:
Right on. Thanks for telling me: sherry said I created random natural disasters.

(i nearly crashed my head on the keyboard.)


Me:
when will i marry?

God:
You should try praying for it.

(knn. LOL.)

Me:
do you hear our prayers?

God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:
i am 12.

God:
Only 12?
You are quite mature.

(WAHAHAHA. wey, mature leh!)

Me:
thank you for creating me and making me so sexy.

God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is creating you and making you so sexy.

Me:
i am SO sexy and i am grateful for it.

God:
You seem very self-confident. It's good to meet someone who is grateful for it.

(i got bored with being sexy.)




Me:
hello God

God:
Hello child. What is your name?

Me:
satan

God:
How are you, satan.

Me:
i'm not too good

God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not good.

Me:
i know, but it is your fault.

God:
How do you know? Should I know it is?

Me:
you were the one that kicked me out of heaven.

God:
I was?

Me:
yes, u were.

God:
When? No I am not.

Me:
a long time ago.

God:
It seems like I should remember it well.

Me:
you should. i am now in hell.

God:
I'll take that under advisement. Tell me a little about your life in hell.

Me:
well, it gets pretty hot in here.

God:
Interesting. I can certainly understand that.

Me:
really? have you been to hell?

God:
For real. I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

Me:
it is the opposite direction of heaven. can't miss it.


Me:
you and i were close friends before you threw me out of heaven.

God:
We have a lot more in common than you think, satan.

(indeed.)


God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.

Me:
i am going to ignore you.

God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, satan.

Me:
do you want to end the world again?

God:
Once more? OK, I will end the world.

Me:
i am annoyed with you.

God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Me:
yes, goodbye





go talk to God yourself - iGod

honestly

Sunday, October 23, 2005

i can remember the entire 'fei' lyrics...


but i cant remember the basic functions of the liver to save my life (and my stpm grades).


and THIS is the reason to my predicted failure for stpm.



so cute rite? ^^



my dear dear daniel is the bane of my studies.



yes, i know he's damn yeng.



stupid daniel.


but anyway, i'd still love to have this...



his latest single! whee!





and this makes the 5th consecutive post i have on him


......



somebody please shoot me.

aha

Friday, October 21, 2005

yes, i know i very syok sendiri. but hey, the song's nice, and again - daniel sings it in tune!

[edit] and um, yeah, quite a few radio stations have been playing his song. somehow i get more excited catching his song on air than jay chou's 2 new songs. even thought i already play 'fei' nonstop when i'm online. oops. obsession revealed... (-_-")

heh.

i prefer the malay lyrics of mimpi though; but the chinese one suits him more...

go listen, and then go buy daniel's single/album. nyahaha.




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bu xiang zhi dao

Thursday, October 20, 2005

this is one of daniel's chinese song... not the chinese mimpi - i cant put it up cos no suitable file. not that it matters, the radio stations are playing it already. hehe.

anyway, this song's not too bad, and more importantly, daniel sings it in tune! =P

for some reason his singing style sounds vaguely familiar... i hardly listen to chinese songs ya, so i'm really not sure.

hahaha, melting edi. ok, off to study. still stuck at vectors... yes, so long, hor? let me tell u, i belum habis half the chapter.

nvm, listen to daniel one last time. ><




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who wants to teman me to 1 utama 29th october??? 830-930 pm...

top 3 msian idol finalists will be there. *coughDANIELcough*

not just daniel la, i like farah too, ok.

aiyo, i want to go but dont think i can... it's at night, for one thing. can easily drive down but but but parents sure to object and anyway i'm supposed to be preparing for exam.

aih, after exam la, then i stalk daniel. HAHA.

was rather amused as quite a number of fans are planning on wearing pink - his fav colour and also the colour for, uh, unity of daniel fans. seriously. NO pink bimbo jokes please... haha. haih if i go i wont wear pink la, will wear red la *coughDANIEL'SFAVCOLOURTOOcough*.

incidently, WHY cant i sign in daniel's official fansite/ fan club/ forum?!?!?! knn.

yes yes i went to register at his official fansite. God help me.

can somebody please give me a good hard kick?

very happy

just watched daniel for all of 5 minutes on 8tv quickie (yes, really QUICK... ish.). 1st caller - obviously some fanatic girl was probably too high from hearing daniel's voice that she was stammering and...... nvm.

was torn between envy and pity and laughing my head off, so i laughed my head off. MUAHAHA.

was kinda evident that adam doesnt think much of daniel. he was JIBING him throughout the quickie, for goodness sake. and he called daniel a hobbit too. AIH. oh well, not that i think much of adam whatever his surname is. *rolls eyes*

anyway, am happy cos got THIS - chinese version of mimpi! he sounds better when he sings in mandarin. his 'kou chi bu qing' not as bad as jay chou haha.

got lyrics too!




all from
here.

=)


i am going siao

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

i love u
u love me
let's all go and kill barney
with a great big bang and barney's on the floor
no more purple dinosaur.

I LOVE MATHS AND PA

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!
I LOVE MATHS AND PA!


YES! i love maths and pa SO MUCH that i wish that every single maths and pa book on the face of this earth will burn in the flames of eternal hell.


BURN! BURN!

oh i see, i'm screwing up my education...

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

so, they say what u get for your trials indicates what u'd probably get for stpm.

and they say it's not like spm where they can lower the standard.

well then, i suppose i'll be getting C's all the way. screw maths, WHY is it that everyone can score score score but i end up with embarassing marks?

oh i know, it's because i'm stupid and have no affinity whatsoever when it comes to numbers. speaking of which, i need to borrow someone's vectors work cos i have no frigging time to slowly sit and think for hours while completing my homework on the entire chapter. yes yes i know, stpm one month away and i havent habis my homwork. screw it all.



on a totally unrelated matter, people have been asking why i need another blog/ why am i changing to blogspot.

i initially started out with blogdrive as it's more user friendly - easy for beginners; plus i'm a complete idiot at these stuff... i didnt discover the preview button for templates until just recently. HEH.

anyway, this isnt the 1st time i buka another blog la, i've actually played around with a few blogs b4 just for the heck of it, same goes for this one just that the more i played around the more fun it got (bcos i'm JAKUN) so i figured since blogspot more freedom, then i could just use it instead.

i know u all suka my blogdrive bikini girl so much, and i thought ok la, maybe i'll just use this blogspot one as personal blog or something.

but i'm one hell of an indecisive tortoise and figured 2 seconds later, wth, if i like then i just use it la.

simple. *yawn*

but thanks to all of u who bothered to drop by and comment ya... =)

and before i go off to study, a few things have been bugging me for a while...

1. why cant i use/tag at shoutbox?? when i try to tag this little message that says "cookies deactivated?" appears. i've tried changing my cookie settings but still cant tag. told u i suck at these stuff.

2. i know the 'phrase' omgwtfbbq... but wat does bbq stand for?? i see bbq i think - barbeque! even simple stuff like 'mlm' took me a while to catch on...

and lastly...







3. when is daniel proposing to me? soon, i shall be known as mrs daniel lee! but when?

some more ah, after we marry, what language should we communicate in?? like wat i complained to reb - we cant talk in english cos his english sucks; we cant converse in malay cos my bm sucks; and we cant speak in chinese cos BOTH our chinese suck!


ya, i know, i very mou liu, hor?




ok ok study study. should take a hiatus in anticipation of the exam.





........ screw stpm.

i am jakun

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

yeesh, too many moving things here as a result of me going all syok sendiri over html.

incidently, the snow looks way nicer on a black background. yeah, i can change the colour for the snow on this page but i think it's high time for me to resume studying P.A.

in fact, i'm so syok sendiri that i'll just leave the annoying cursor and falling snow to annoy the few of u who are actually kind enough to drop by. heh.

now, maybe i should add blinking lights and wandering fishes all over this place WAHAHAHAHA.




ahem. just kidding.

last post for the day...

Saturday, October 01, 2005

yay yay i managed to solve the stupid template problem i had!!!!!!

at the same time i found daniel's rendition of 'mimpi' - the one he performed at the results show. much much better but, um... still out of tune la. ish.

here's the
link for the song... there are some really nice pictures too.

if u're sick of daniel, just ignore as the previous posts are more of for me to test out this blog...

anyway, some pics la. bagilah saya peluang untuk syok sendiri... =)



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XD

spazzing~!

because! i've FINALLY downloaded daniel's mimpi and angin malam!!!!!

so so so happy! i tried searching for the songs the next day after the results show, but with no avail... =(

but lookee here! i found the songs! though it's not the performance on results show, it's the mimpi version he sang for the finale... where u can clearly hear him going out of tune here and there... actually, practically the whole song gone case. *sighs*

sorry la dunno how to link... must use audioblog ah? tak mau la. not that u all want to hear daniel going all out of tune anyway - strictly for crazy fans only.

oh well, once the recorded version or the results show version is available, i'll be getting it... of COURSE i will.

oh well, nvm that, his angin malam is still the best. unfortunately i cant seem to find his rendition of 'heaven knows'. anyone got? send to me... i'll love u forever. =)

testing testing...

maybe it's time to change to blogspot? but very used to blogdrive leh.

ok, a test post then...


anyway, to those who came... haha, thanks for actually coming. tell me if this blog is easier on the eyes, and i'll just change to blogspot then. memang wanted to use blogspot or livejournal for quite a while edi.

more importantly, my blog still easy to read la... can read??? *waves*

so, just drop me a line or something... the tagboard's just THERE! or comment cos i want to know if it's really working... eh, i did all those silly html thingies to get this blog up and running u know! ><